Bum trumpet

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• Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thats not even the worst possible scenario…

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  When ya fart while wearing noise canceling earby

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  • TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve heard about deaf people learning with horror that farts make sound.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I work from home a lot a lot. I have to be careful about the rapport of my cannon at the office

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    • Strider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I once made a squeaking noise with my mouth while exhaling, the meeting members thought it was a fart.🤣

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My wife always snuggles up cutely then rips ass and slithers back to her side.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just a little tease on the pickle and the the smell of pickled eggs - a woman of culture

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oopsie poopsie
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• Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh god, I can hear that picture.

  Btw. What’s that smell?

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Uh. Trumpet breath.

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• FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Play that tune!

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What accent do you fart in?

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    • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Good question: It depends on what I've eaten actually.

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• Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I only fart when I really got a s***. Anyone else here??

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  • Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nah, I don’t think you do. Farting is like breathing. Most of the time you don’t even realize you do it. It’s when there is big farts that you notice it. We always emit some amount of gas.

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    • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Come human centipede my butt and ill prove it.

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