My mom smiling at everyone as we walk into church immediately after she bent me over her knee in the parking lot for saying I didn’t want to go to church.
🙋🏻♂️ Praise be to our Lord on high 🙋🏻♂️
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
piwakawakas@lemmy.nz 21 hours ago
The bible advocates beating children, so she’s on point…
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Ah, the good old days of browsing the Landover Baptist Church website.
Where you could buy a T-shirt that reads: “STONE DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN.”
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I’m sure that would work, but giving weed to people who are still developing is not acceptable, even for religious purposes.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Ah yes. As an atheist, the activity I miss the most is getting together with the community and beating children to death with rocks.
(Obvious sarcasm is obvious I hope)
altphoto@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
Exactly the reason why I became “non religious” and escaped the Catholic church at our local Irish parish located at the heart of a whale’s vigina according to the internet.
All kids at church are tired of going to Church and stand there looking at their parents be fucking retarded singing all those stupid things. The real reason the parents are there is because their parents did the same thing and because when you become a parent you learn about life real good real quick. When you miss work and can’t feed your kids you feel like a total piece of shit. I by myself could easily live under a bridge, but don’t do that to my kids please!..and there you are, who? Who do you as to please not punish your kids? God. But they forgot billionaires are not religious anymore. So the tradition of begging to the rich and powerful thru some kind of indirect connection to a deity is today pointless. It would serve us better to go to a Tesla factory… Or a dealership… Or a local repair shop that does teslas and beg. You can beg for 1hr or do a quick heil overlord trillionaire. Bring your kids. Offer your holes…oh dearest musky musk you may penetrate me thru the mouth today and I would be ever gratefully honored. Close your eyes and believe in your begging power! It probably works better by yourself at a big facility near a hidden exit with no cameras nearby.
Anyway, don’t be religious, its stupid. And don’t bring your kids. Break the cycle.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
The real bullies were our parents.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
My brothers, father, and students, when I was still in secondary school. That was 15-20 years ago now. Brothers don’t talk to me(one of them blocked me), one of my bullies hanged himself in the family barn, and my father still yells at me. But my mother is a saint.
Sunshine@piefed.ca 18 hours ago
Christians love their child abuse.
87Six@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
And other child…things
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
“I’ll give you something to cry about!”
Fuuuuck u
niktemadur@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Sunday School playground bullies!
callouscomic@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
And remember, if they’re whacking you with the belt and you move in reaction and they miss and hit you elsewhere on your body, it’s somehow your fault.
I dunno how I never fucking killed them.
Etlaris@lemdro.id 1 day ago
Old but gold.
CityPop@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Christianity is the religion of peace!
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 21 hours ago
its a sun conure
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
Cheesing is a state of mental euphoria which is triggered by sniffing a cat’s urine. One common method involves positioning one’s face behind a cat.