On a list of priorities, having a ballroom for state dinners and what not would not be high on mine. But as a big government whose reputation 47 hasn’t ruined entirely (yet), I can see the usefulness of a dedicated ballroom for these functions. He is all about appearances and little to no substance behind it. Some government functions are like that, even when the people running it have decidedly more substance behind it than this shriveled mandarin. I would have looked at a gazillion other issues first if I were him but I also take pride in not being him or being similar to him in any way. So let him have his silly ballroom. The construction of which will reveal either that they cooked the numbers or [clasping pearls] it was built by immigrants without the proper visa. You can rename it the Obama ballroom or something when he’s gone (eventually/hopefully) and I suspect you can pawn the gold leaf from the walls to help reduce the budget gap he’ll undoubtedly leave behind.
What are some good uses the new ballroom can have after the Trump regime is over?
Submitted 2 months ago by snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
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FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 2 months ago
SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You can have an epic bossfight!
Steve@communick.news 2 months ago
Make it a high end wedding venue.
Partition it out as apartments for the homeless.
Sell it to The Wizards.
Make it an escape room.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Father-daughter balls
WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 2 months ago
Pretty sure trump said “daughter and father balls”…
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 2 months ago
We’re still talking about dancing, right?
HarneyToker@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Need somewhere to put the National Museum about his atrocities once he is gone and all his “friends” write books outlining the horrible things he did to continue their grift.
FreedomAdvocate@lemmy.net.au 2 months ago
Probably the same uses as the basketball court that Obama had built.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dude’s not been president for almost 10 years and you’re still seething mad about him. He’s living in your head rent free, right next to Biden.
FreedomAdvocate@lemmy.net.au 2 months ago
How did you get that from what I said?
TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Lol @ @muttmutt@lemmy.world downvoting everything in this post
individual@toast.ooo 2 months ago
rent it to the highest bidder, use the money for good
WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 2 months ago
Organ harvesting.
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 2 months ago
They can turn it into a makeshift hospital room out of nothing, because nothing is what they are going to have.
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Turn it into a pigsty.
Use the pigs to feed the hungry.
Also, breed the pigs to look like Trump.
(I mean, if the Danes could get a pig breed to look like their flag, I’m sure Americans can get a pig breed to look like Trump. I mean, they’re already almost there!)