None of the women I discuss ‘making it’ with want these sorts of pictures.
All of the men do, badly.
Dick pics are for dudes.
You might be proud but she is disgusted
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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porksnort@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Had dozens of lovers and only one actually asked for a dick pic. Weird, but I sent it. Got laid anyway!
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Use tongs to remove the offending item from the area.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Save their dick picks to have a collection at hand so when someone sends you one you can reply with one too.
Also report these fuckers to the police.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
rdri@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Unfortunately that seems to be an AI slop.
Atkat@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
My cat Lucy likes to catch mice outside, bring them inside to show me so she can show off her skills, and then accidentally let them go so it falls on me to handle them.
And I mean…it sucks when we’re talking actual mice but like…the other thing… I really wouldn’t complain at this point if they were to…fall on me to handle 😂
'Cause tbh, I haven’t seen one of those hanging out in my bedroom for way too long. And if the cat could just catch them and bring them to me? I could delete all the apps. Dream come true.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
King Missile has entered the chat
Atkat@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Hahaha amazing!!!
I feel now like my language choices before…perhaps they made it sound like I wanted my cat to bring me just the dicks, no man attached to them, haha, but no. It was just a synecdoche, having the man be represented by a dick, lol. Like how people call their car their “wheels” though wheels aren’t the whole car. Or more directly how men might say they’re going out to try and get some p***y, when they mean an entire woman.
And of course men have other parts to themselves thatcI appreciate. Take legs for example- pants require legs so they can be worn, and pants are where the wallet pocket hangs! Legs are also essential for getting them to leave my place when we’re done. 😎 (So joking, I promise. I’m not really like this at all. 😂).
All this time in life wasted though, only ever engaging with the permanently-attached-to-a-peron ones of these (silicone not withstanding). I just didn’t know there was another option!
Could you imagine something like this scene playing out though: say a guy shells out for a cool new surgery to make his penis detachable. Its a success! He goes to see his girl later, when it’s all healed up. Soon after the girl’s upset and starts yelling at this guy she’s dating, because he was getting a bit too handsy and she was really trying to have a serious conversation with him.
She’s like, “COULD YOU PLEASE, like just this once, STOP THINKING WITH YOUR GODDAMN F-ING DICK so we can actually TALK about what’s going on with us?”.
Then to her surprise he’s just like, “sure”, then he reaches down into his shorts, detaches his detachable penis, and pulls it out for her to see it for first time detached. You know, the pull out method.😂
Would she be stoked or horrified I wonder?
freeusething@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
It’s not really that far removed from flashing someone if it’s unsolicited. And - even as a guy who loves dick pics - no one is going to be enticed by a poorly lit picture of your dick held up next to a monster can in your bathroom. (What the hell is with the “over the toilet shot”? So gross.)
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
So enlist a professional photographer before sending dick pics. Gotcha.
freeusething@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
I wrote out a guide a while back which people seemed to appreciate.
Just put a little effort in it. If you want your dick to be admired, frame it in a way worth admiring.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
just apply food photography techniques
Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Well actually
cats bring you mice because they think you are just a big cat but you’re a shit hunter. so they kinda care, in a somewhat disgusting way. In contrast people who send dick pics care mostly about themselves and are disgusting.
truite@jlai.lu 2 weeks ago
I’m proud of my cat when he brings a prey, a mouse or a leaf, and I pet him. If he doesn’t eat the mouse, I absolutely touch it because I don’t let dead mouse in the kitchen. I won’t do that for a dick. Please don’t put your dick on my kitchen floor.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I bring this up every time someone says this but the reason guys do it is because it works. Not all the time but enough times that they’ll keep doing it.
WhisperingEye@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That is just sad, from both sides 😅
CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Why do i never receive dick pics? Do you guys not want validation from me?
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We can fix that, tho, we’d have to trade fototeta for fotopeta
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And you just ruined what was otherwise a very relaxing afternoon.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cats still have a cute, innocent reason for doing so.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve never kissed any guy that sent me a dick pic
pipe01@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Yet
falseWhite@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
What about his dick though?
Grimy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I never felt the urge to send a pic myself like that. I even remember a girl sending me a bunch of nude photos and then messaging asking me for some of myself. I pretended I didn’t understand what she meant and played dumb. She still got to see it and all, but still.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Same. On the handful of occasions I’ve been asked I still don’t want to do it.
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Huh. I’ve only been asked once. Figured it was a bit strange, gladly sent it anyway, not insecure on that issue.
Maybe it’s an age thing? I’m GenX and nearly ever lover I’ve had is as well.