Atkat

@Atkat@leminal.space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oppa oppa⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So that one speaker took over for the entire world when we were done playing it 24/7, collectively?

  That’s kind of inspiring. You go little speaker! ☺️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hows keto working out for you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Muscles don’t keep you warm in freezing ocean water! Blubber does that.

  …Man I wish I had a bulletproof excuse like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is real⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, the Karen in that scenario is the implied snitch. That line is saying something like, “are you a young POC just minding your own fucking business in your apartment when you keep catching that damn white lady sticking her head around the balcony divider to peer into your place and listen to your conversations, trying to catch you doing something wrong? We’ll tell you what your rights to privacy are”

  If you knew that’s what it meant and you were actually saying don’t snitch on the racist white lady for spying or her Black neighbors or whatever though…well we just won’t ever be friends I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creative way to advertise your restaurant⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m goint to share some truths here, like some detailed scientific truths about all that, and it’a stuff everybody should know. And you can trust me; I’ve been in the business of doing it (er, not the literal “business” of doing it…well not the whole time, anyway) for almost 25 years now.

  Here’s one very valuable thing to know: the average depth of a vaginas around 4-5 inches. If you’re really long, (and even just 6" can be “really long” for shallower vaginal depths) you can easily go too deep during vaginal sex and hit our cervix, which can REALLY hurt.

  One past partner of mine in particular had over 9 inches, and there were a few positions we tried that I coule do with others but we couldn’t do because it just made him hit too deep and it hurt.

  So, more length in inches, even when women think they want that, it’s not necessary after a certain, close to average amount of inches.

  Now, when it comes to girth, that’s a different story. But a bit more on that in a second; I need to explain something about vaginas first:

  So, although the notion that vaginas “loosen” over time with repeated use is a complete myth, a spectrum of natural tightness for vaginas does exist. It relates to female bone structure around the hips and pelvis. The bones can spread/flare out more, or be closer together. A woman with a natural thigh gap, for example, is an example of more far apart bones, meaning less natural tightness in her pussy.

  …which makes it kind of funny that thigh gaps were a beauty trend all women seemed to want for a while. Vindication for any woman reading this that beat herself up back then for failing to develop a thigh gap after trying so hard to. Now you know, not your fault, it was your super tight pussy getting in the way!😉

  Ok, now back to chodes! You see, since some vaginas are naturally less tight, in order to achieve a comparable amount of stimulation to a woman who is tighter, the only statisDick that matters in her case is girth, not length. A 4 inch dick that’s really thick versus a 9 inch dick that isn’t, whem it comes to this woman, the 4 inch would provide better stimulation!

  But don’t despair if yours is not super girthy though, because like I mentioned there are naturally extra tight vaginas out there that an average girth is totally enough for. I should know. 😛

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might be proud but she is disgusted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hahaha amazing!!!

  I feel now like my language choices before…perhaps they made it sound like I wanted my cat to bring me just the dicks, no man attached to them, haha, but no. It was just a synecdoche, having the man be represented by a dick, lol. Like how people call their car their “wheels” though wheels aren’t the whole car. Or more directly how men might say they’re going out to try and get some p***y, when they mean an entire woman.

  And of course men have other parts to themselves thatcI appreciate. Take legs for example- pants require legs so they can be worn, and pants are where the wallet pocket hangs! Legs are also essential for getting them to leave my place when we’re done. 😎 (So joking, I promise. I’m not really like this at all. 😂).

  All this time in life wasted though, only ever engaging with the permanently-attached-to-a-peron ones of these (silicone not withstanding). I just didn’t know there was another option!

  Could you imagine something like this scene playing out though: say a guy shells out for a cool new surgery to make his penis detachable. Its a success! He goes to see his girl later, when it’s all healed up. Soon after the girl’s upset and starts yelling at this guy she’s dating, because he was getting a bit too handsy and she was really trying to have a serious conversation with him.

  She’s like, “COULD YOU PLEASE, like just this once, STOP THINKING WITH YOUR GODDAMN F-ING DICK so we can actually TALK about what’s going on with us?”.

  Then to her surprise he’s just like, “sure”, then he reaches down into his shorts, detaches his detachable penis, and pulls it out for her to see it for first time detached. You know, the pull out method.😂

  Would she be stoked or horrified I wonder?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might be proud but she is disgusted⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My cat Lucy likes to catch mice outside, bring them inside to show me so she can show off her skills, and then accidentally let them go so it falls on me to handle them.

  And I mean…it sucks when we’re talking actual mice but like…the other thing… I really wouldn’t complain at this point if they were to…fall on me to handle 😂

  'Cause tbh, I haven’t seen one of those hanging out in my bedroom for way too long. And if the cat could just catch them and bring them to me? I could delete all the apps. Dream come true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creative way to advertise your restaurant⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was going to say ‘lesbians’ but…this ad is also for a hot dog by the same name, so lesbians might actually love a big boner too, they just won’t know unless they try one, right? Be sure to tell all your lesbian friends that. They might “relish” a big boner in their mouth, afterall.

  Oh but hey, I know who would not love a big boner for sure, no matter how you slice it (though I hope you don’t slice your big boners at all fellas; yikes!). Vegan lesbians! Veganism + Lesbianism = double boner killer. BOOM, solved it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this is your meme⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So offensive, their clocks hanging out for all to see.