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DM me for homemade prophecy stones

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Submitted ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨simplejack@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8043740a-78b0-4ae0-b08f-09e25543dcb1.jpeg

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  • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this a turd or a dildo? turdildo?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      that’s a dildo in a turd, like a turducken

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  • gleb@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    why is it warm… WHY IS IT WARM???

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Prophecy stones require you to heat them up near a campfire and grease them up a bit to work, duh.

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    the drill sergeant said you couldn’t polish a turd.

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  • notso@feddit.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So thats where the term “go suck a bag of prophecy stones” comes from.

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    • justsomeguy@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And “go kick cocks”.

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  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When you want the shit to go back in

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  • Zier@fedia.io ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    "Petrified turds... get yer petrified turds here!"

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    • tektite@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s coprolite!

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    thoae are vegan dildos

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    • Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Even the pale one on top right has a foreskin

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m about to report and block for not tagging this as NSFW or maybe porn spam like a couple of post recently, but then i realised this looks like literal poop and it fit just right into this sub.

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    • Chiarottide@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m betting on petrified poop

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  • falseWhite@programming.dev ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Turd shaped dildos for the freaky

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  • Schmuppes@lemmy.today ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are they organic?

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    • Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At least a couple are orgasmic. Hope this helps!

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  • TheOakTree@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They look like frostbite fingers to me lol

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  • Someplaceunknown@leminal.space ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I tapped the image thinking it was a video

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