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Especiallyif you drink scotch beforehand

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨orhtej2@eviltoast.org⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    lol … the last idiot that used me actually tore the end lengthwise in a long diagonal and now the edge of the end of the tape is everywhere

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  • jim_v@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    dcotch tep lol

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    • rotkehle@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Dodge Tape

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Found it!”

    tape rips into strips

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Life tip: just run your tongue along it. Your tongue can find it better than eyes or fingers.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Especially great for the communal roll of tape that came from the communal junk drawer. Tell all your family members & colleagues about the tongue licking tape trick. A real bonding opportunity.

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  • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can you even legally use Scotch brand tape without consuming Scotch whisky beforehand?

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  • Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Get a tape gun. They’re great

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    • orhtej2@eviltoast.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well yes but actually no

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  • cattywampas@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Love is like a roll of tape It’s real good for making two things one But just like that roll of tape Love sometimes breaks off before you are done Another way that love is similar to tape That I’ve noticed Is sometimes, it’s hard to see the end You search 'round the roll You search 'round the roll You search 'round the roll With your fingernail Again and again and again and again And again…

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  • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Put a small fold on the end.

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    • Klear@quokk.au ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m not gonna use a time machine in order to have done this every time I need some tape.

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    does no one fold the ends?

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s one of those things that’s usually not used enough to remember what a pain in the ass it was the last time.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If so, I must be no one 😢

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  • iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’re on a roll.

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    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      youtu.be/hVfvQ1mhTsE

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Take knife and put a slice all the way through the roll, then you have all premeasured strips with a clearly visible pull point

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What if you need a longer piece?

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      • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Stick two of the strips together at the end

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is great by what was exceptional was the double joke in the title, great work OP

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