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• individual@toast.ooo ⁨10⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  most scientific psycho boner

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• Triumph@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So that's what bone hurting juice is. It's hurting juice that comes from your bones.

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• latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So, lemme get this steaight: first they ache like bastards, and now they also induce anxiety. I say we boycott bones.

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It turns out jellyfish have been the ideal species the whole time.

    No brains to worry with, no bones to hurt or cause anxiety.

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    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Plus, functional immorality outside of being eaten. And who the heck wants to eat jellyfish. Seems like a sweet gig.

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    • TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Crabs know what’s up too, that’s why they wear their skeleton as an armor. Can’t hurt you if it’s outside.

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  • notabot@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Take ‘em out and throw ‘em away. What use could they possibly be?

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wait, what? So, is this part of lifting weights?

  Our skeleton is much more than a rigid scaffold for the body, says geneticist Gérard Karsenty of Columbia University. Our bones secrete a protein called osteocalcin, discovered in the 1970s, that rebuilds the skeleton. In 2007, Karsenty and colleagues discovered that this protein acts as a hormone to keep blood sugar levels in check and burn fat. Later, his group showed that the hormone is important for maintaining brain function and physical fitness, restoring memory in aged mice and boosting performance during exercise in old mice and people. The findings led Karsenty to hypothesize that animals evolved bony skeletons to escape danger.

  science.org/…/hormone-secreted-bones-may-help-us-…

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes, this is entry level anatomy and physiology knowledge these days.

    Daily exercise is important.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Guaranteed its faster to run than to seep

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• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Goddamnit. Now I got that tune stuck in my head. Thanks, Obama!

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