"Veni Vidi Veni" would be a great name for a strip club or brothel.

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• KammicRelief@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I laughed too hard at this. Thanks!

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• Tuuktuuk@piefed.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  "I arrived, I saw, I arrived"?

  Why?

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  • Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I came, i saw, i came.

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    • Tuuktuuk@piefed.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is a bad translation because the English word "to come" has a double meaning (it also means ejaculation), while in Latin it doesn't. There's a big risk of a misunderstanding, so "I arrived" is a much better translation IMO.

      Why do you think "I came" would be better?
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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Vine, vi, me vine

    I don’t know how does it hold in italian, but in spanish kind of still works. Nevertheless, I spanish “venirse” isn’t that common for came… well, at least not where I live. Acabar, correrse.

    Any Italian friend in the comments that can bring some light into the matter?

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  • eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “I came, I saw, I came”

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    • Tuuktuuk@piefed.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I'll copypaste this thing I wrote under another comment:

      This is a bad translation because the English word "to come" has a double meaning (it also means ejaculation or having an orgasm), while in Latin it doesn't. There's a big risk of a misunderstanding, so "I arrived" is a much better translation IMO.

      Why do you think "I came" would be better?
      🙃

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• Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What is even a roman-themed brothel? Is that just an excuse for AIDS?

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  • Tujio@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why would the sex be unsafe? There are Trojans everywhere.

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  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, people present could wear some sort of short attire for easy access…

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• relativestranger@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  the ‘veni’ usually comes last, tho.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Right, which is why it’s there at the end.

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