Tujio
@Tujio@lemmy.world
- Comment on How come butthole scratches doesn't get infected with poop bacteria ? 5 days ago:
Seriously. Wipe until the brown turns red.
- Comment on The people developing vegan meat alternatives must have eaten a lot of meat beforehand so they can replicate the taste and texture. 2 weeks ago:
Sigh. Fine. “Most vegans I’ve talked to about this topic”
- Comment on The people developing vegan meat alternatives must have eaten a lot of meat beforehand so they can replicate the taste and texture. 2 weeks ago:
This is anecdotal. This entire conversation is anecdotal.
- Comment on The people developing vegan meat alternatives must have eaten a lot of meat beforehand so they can replicate the taste and texture. 2 weeks ago:
Sure do.
- Comment on The people developing vegan meat alternatives must have eaten a lot of meat beforehand so they can replicate the taste and texture. 2 weeks ago:
Most people agree that foods given with consent count as vegan, so breast milk would count. A lot of vegans eat honey, for example, because bees aren’t harmed in the harvesting process.
- Comment on "See you soon" feels like a curse coming from the guy at Lowe's 3 weeks ago:
Absolutely was. No ill intent. Just… dammit.
- Comment on "See you soon" feels like a curse coming from the guy at Lowe's 3 weeks ago:
I once had to work super late for dumb reasons. I called the security company and told them I’d be working till ten, so don’t freak out that the alarm system doesn’t get armed. Lady said “Done. Thanks and have a good night!” in a really chipper tone.
Motherfucker I just told you I’m working till 10pm on a Sunday. I’m not gonna have a good night.
- Comment on Imagine there was a society in which blue eyed people are referred to with blee/bler pronouns, and green eyed people are referred to with glee/gler pronouns... 3 weeks ago:
It’s funny. My introduction to his work was the ending to Wheel Of Time, which I found pretty disappointing. So I avoided his books for a long time. I finally broke down and read Mistborn, and now I’ve been reading Sanderson stuff almost exclusively for a couple years.
- Comment on Imagine there was a society in which blue eyed people are referred to with blee/bler pronouns, and green eyed people are referred to with glee/gler pronouns... 3 weeks ago:
It’s very good if you’re into high fantasy. It’s a time investment, though. 6500 pages and counting.
- Comment on How did you decide what you generally wanted to do with your life? 1 month ago:
A job is a place you go where somebody pays you to do something you don’t want to do. You then use that money to fuck off and do the things you do want to do.
There are few people in the world who legit like their job.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Did you know there’s a direct correlation between the rise of violent crime and the decline of spirograph use? Think about it.
- Comment on What's the process of black market weed consumption? 3 months ago:
Panic/ thought spirals are not that rare, in my experience. If this person is already this nervous about it, it makes spiraling that much more likely.
- Comment on The small scale of Lemmy's active user base is never more evident than in the absence of active members in all the sports related communities. 3 months ago:
Dammit, not like that!
- Comment on Maybe Trump's Presidency Will Make Everything So Awful It Will Facilitate Actual Positive Change Nationwide 4 months ago:
I dunno. My favorite punk band just canceled their American tour…
- Comment on Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately? 4 months ago:
Mine autocorrects “the” to “ther” sometimes. Not even a damn word.
- Comment on Sit down with your co-workers for a beer and everybody smiles. They even make tv shows about it. But sit down with your co-workers for a little opium and everybody gets their panties in a twist. 5 months ago:
Beer is arguably the foundation of human society. Grain (and the harvesting of it) is a building block of civilization, and beer is inextricably linked to that.
- Comment on Indiana Jones was named after the state Indiana, which was named after American Indians, which were named after India, which was named after the Indus River, which was named for the word for river... 7 months ago:
There was a dude in Seattle who went by Phoenix Jones. He fashioned himself a masked vigilante, roaming the streets saving people from muggings and assaults.
Turns out he was mostly just picking fights with drunk frat guys. And we’re pretty sure he was dealing drugs and using the superhero facade to beat up his competition.
- Comment on Mellencamp was right: "Life goes on...long after the thrill of livin' is gone." 10 months ago:
A buddy of mine is a wine steward. He quit smoking and said “Holy shit I can taste wine again. I’ve just been making it up for years!”
- Comment on How long do you think we'll keep seeing "formerly Twitter"? 10 months ago:
I think it might be this. A lot of traditional media outlets are mad about twitter becoming such a necessity for them. The old guard is mad that they have to cater to this bullshit online platform. The new guard is mad at the fact that the best outlet for breaking online news is suddenly owned and operated by a fascist.
All of them want to say that x is bullshit, but they don’t want to actually lose the clicks/ market share that comes with it. So they keep passive-aggressively calling it twitter.
Drunkenly thinking about it, this is kinda like calling a trans person by their dead name. Except it’s insulting a shitty company led by a shithead, so I’m cool with it.
- Comment on If Biden wanted to could he have people kill Trump since he is in office and SCOTUS said it was ok? 11 months ago:
I have met many, many school teachers in my adult life and the vast majority of them are lovely people. There has only been one who I’d describe as a psychopath.
Alcoholics? Absolutely. It’s a toss-up between teachers, lawyers and nurses for the hardest-drinking group of motherfuckers I’ve ever known.
- Comment on The 42 year old new hire at your job confesses to you that he has had 48 different jobs in his life. What is your opinion on that? 11 months ago:
If I’m a coworker in this situation I don’t care. If I’m a manager in this situation I just don’t bother training them on anything but the basics for the job.