Always so loud 😒

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• Zidane@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I fix

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  👉🏻👈🏻

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  • Jiffy_Lubricant@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thank you for your service.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You know how they say, that a sneeze is 70 percent of an orgasm? When a dad sneezes, he must get the whole thing.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My kid used to complain about how loudly I sneeze.

  He’s 27, now, and he does it too.

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• scrion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I went through so much bullshit, it’s the last guilty pleasure I have in this world. I deserve at least that.

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  • original_reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, you do!

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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pierce from Community had some guidance on this.

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwyO1Sgj77I&t=90

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  • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I miss how good of a character early pierce was. Shame that chevys behaviour made Dan write him differently as time went on.

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• abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s orgasmic

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• xyguy@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is so often true that I would love to read a sociological study on why it is.

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  • white_nrdy@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ironically my dad sneezes pretty quietly, like a mouse. Yet I have the sonic boom of a sneeze. One time in uni I sneezed during a class, the professor stopped his lecture and said “are you ok?!?!”

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  • adhocfungus@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I gained it after having a kid. I don’t understand it, so I’d like to see a study as well.

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• TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll never be a dad, but I definitely inherited my dad’s sneeze.

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• original_reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To be fair, no one should hold in their sneezes.

  health.com/…/is-it-just-me-holding-in-sneeze-bad

  Still, sneezing into a tissue (or at least the sleeve) is just good manners.

  Explode away!

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  • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bold of you to assume that I know that I’m going to sneeze 50ms before I’m going to sneeze

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    • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fortunately you don’t need to!

      Upon sneeze initiation of non-voluntary inhalation and the iconic “Ah-” you can consciously react with a valsalva maneuver* of the airway by retracting your tongue up toward your nasopharynx - try it now while exhaling, and if done correctly your exhale should be fully blocked and you’ll feel a slight pressure increase in your head. Doing this after that inhalation portion of a sneeze will similarly block the “-choo!” half, keeping the air and slurry of snot and pathogens all internal, at the cost of making yourself subtable to the consequences listed in OP’s article.

       

      *not to be confused with a valsalva maneuver of the GI tract, which can cause hernias and a vasovagal response that dips your blood pressure and can make you pass out

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gotta assert dominance over the sneeze.

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