Expensive South Florida real estate. Most expensive houses are right on the rim

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    oh man my coffee shoppe

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• threeonefour@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Penisula

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Florida is already the USA’s dick, but it has its own smaller dick?

    It’s probably a fractal dick, like dicks all the way down…

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    • SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Infinite-length water edging.

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    • TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I heard muthafucka had, like… thirty goddamn dicks.

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    • Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When the Xenomorph ejaculates, a smaller dick emerges from the major dick to get the deed done.

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This has to be AI, right?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They need to cut it off from the main land so they can call it Pen Island.

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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Capital city would be Penectomia?

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    excellent idea

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• skeezix@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you buy a house there you’re getting dicked

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  • Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why did they erect houses there anyway ?

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    • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Because of the stiff competition

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    LOL

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The asshole must be where Mar-a-Lago is.

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• zd9@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do people think this is real…? When you can use AI to make anything it’s not really special anymore, because it’s so common.

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    STFU

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    • zd9@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      no u

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah but this is real. The homeowners actually have a PR agency to keep any news or mention of it out of the media. It’s very exclusive and they want to keep it that way.

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    • zd9@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No it’s not. It may not be AI but it’s not a real location. Look at the clouds. Look at the actual shape of it, where the “head” matches a little too closely. Natural shores wouldn’t form like that. The tree line is really fake. Look at any one point closer than just a glance and it doesn’t really make sense geographically when you think about it.

      It’s kind of crazy/sad you can’t tell.

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• Batman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The common man in stored in the balls

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    yes the housing prices decrease the further away you are from the head

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Florida men unite!

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Come On Home

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When realtors first started advertising new home construction they miss spell the word “come”

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