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Expensive South Florida real estate. Most expensive houses are right on the rim

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      oh man my coffee shoppe

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  • threeonefour@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Penisula

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Florida is already the USA’s dick, but it has its own smaller dick?

      It’s probably a fractal dick, like dicks all the way down…

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      • Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        When the Xenomorph ejaculates, a smaller dick emerges from the major dick to get the deed done.

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      • TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I heard muthafucka had, like… thirty goddamn dicks.

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      • SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Infinite-length water edging.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This has to be AI, right?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They need to cut it off from the main land so they can call it Pen Island.

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    • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Capital city would be Penectomia?

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      excellent idea

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The asshole must be where Mar-a-Lago is.

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  • skeezix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If you buy a house there you’re getting dicked

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    • Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Why did they erect houses there anyway ?

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      • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Because of the stiff competition

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      LOL

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  • Batman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The common man in stored in the balls

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      yes the housing prices decrease the further away you are from the head

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  • zd9@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Do people think this is real…? When you can use AI to make anything it’s not really special anymore, because it’s so common.

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    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      STFU

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      • zd9@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        no u

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah but this is real. The homeowners actually have a PR agency to keep any news or mention of it out of the media. It’s very exclusive and they want to keep it that way.

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      • zd9@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        No it’s not. It may not be AI but it’s not a real location. Look at the clouds. Look at the actual shape of it, where the “head” matches a little too closely. Natural shores wouldn’t form like that. The tree line is really fake. Look at any one point closer than just a glance and it doesn’t really make sense geographically when you think about it.

        It’s kind of crazy/sad you can’t tell.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Florida men unite!

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  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Come On Home

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      When realtors first started advertising new home construction they miss spell the word “come”

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