if "you are what you eat", and you only eat vegans, you're both vegan and not at the same time

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• four@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If vegans eat only plants, that makes them plants, thus if you eat them you are still just vegan, because you as well eat only plants.

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  • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cows are vegan so this makes then fair game too

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But plants eat sunlight so cows are sunlight too and you are actually photosynthesizing. Vegan+

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    • Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m really sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but modern livestock feeds aren’t all vegan.

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    • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Works for me.

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  • ToastedRavioli@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Transitive af

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  • Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    just when I thought my mind could not be blown more

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• kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i’ve never once turned into a pizza and i feel like i’ve been scammed

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    you’re a little cheesy tho

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Possibly doughy and saucy, too.

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• teft@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If the vegan consents to being eaten then you’re fully vegan.

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• TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If the vegans consent, you’re still vegan.

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• sylver_dragon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think that makes you a “humanitarian”.

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• Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Schrodinger’s ~c~eat

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• AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s… that’s not how it works!

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• TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Microbes eat filth, so they are filth. Bugs eat the microbes, so bugs are also filth by extension. Rats eat those bugs, foxes eat the rats, humans eat the foxes etc. It’s just filth all the way.

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• urheber@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Human meat is vegan

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  • princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d say only if it’s consensual.

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    • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh, aren’t you a thoughtful cannibal!

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not if said humans eat seafood.

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• Pissmidget@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Be mindful of the veganibals

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Shrodinger’s cannibal.

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• tate@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You are what you eat…
  and so is your poop

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