I think that makes you a “humanitarian”.
if "you are what you eat", and you only eat vegans, you're both vegan and not at the same time
Submitted 15 hours ago by HyperfocusSurfer@lemmy.dbzer0.com to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 15 hours ago
i’ve never once turned into a pizza and i feel like i’ve been scammed
expatriado@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
you’re a little cheesy tho
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Possibly doughy and saucy, too.
teft@piefed.social 12 hours ago
If the vegan consents to being eaten then you’re fully vegan.
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
If the vegans consent, you’re still vegan.
Lembot_0004@discuss.online 15 hours ago
Schrodinger’s ~c~eat
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
That’s… that’s not how it works!
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
Shrodinger’s cannibal.
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 14 hours ago
Human meat is vegan
princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
I’d say only if it’s consensual.
wewbull@feddit.uk 13 hours ago
Oh, aren’t you a thoughtful cannibal!
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 13 hours ago
Not if said humans eat seafood.
Pissmidget@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Be mindful of the veganibals
tate@lemmy.sdf.org 12 hours ago
You are what you eat…
and so is your poop
four@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
If vegans eat only plants, that makes them plants, thus if you eat them you are still just vegan, because you as well eat only plants.
Happy to help
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
Cows are vegan so this makes then fair game too
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
But plants eat sunlight so cows are sunlight too and you are actually photosynthesizing. Vegan+
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 hours ago
I’m really sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but modern livestock feeds aren’t all vegan.
wewbull@feddit.uk 13 hours ago
Works for me.
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 14 hours ago
Transitive af
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 14 hours ago
just when I thought my mind could not be blown more