i’ve never once turned into a pizza and i feel like i’ve been scammed
if "you are what you eat", and you only eat vegans, you're both vegan and not at the same time
Submitted 3 weeks ago by HyperfocusSurfer@lemmy.dbzer0.com to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 3 weeks ago
expatriado@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
you’re a little cheesy tho
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Possibly doughy and saucy, too.
teft@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
If the vegan consents to being eaten then you’re fully vegan.
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
If the vegans consent, you’re still vegan.
sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think that makes you a “humanitarian”.
Lembot_0004@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
Schrodinger’s ~c~eat
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
That’s… that’s not how it works!
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Microbes eat filth, so they are filth. Bugs eat the microbes, so bugs are also filth by extension. Rats eat those bugs, foxes eat the rats, humans eat the foxes etc. It’s just filth all the way.
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Human meat is vegan
princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I’d say only if it’s consensual.
wewbull@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Oh, aren’t you a thoughtful cannibal!
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Not if said humans eat seafood.
Pissmidget@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Be mindful of the veganibals
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Shrodinger’s cannibal.
tate@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
You are what you eat…
and so is your poop
four@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
If vegans eat only plants, that makes them plants, thus if you eat them you are still just vegan, because you as well eat only plants.
Happy to help
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Cows are vegan so this makes then fair game too
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But plants eat sunlight so cows are sunlight too and you are actually photosynthesizing. Vegan+
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I’m really sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but modern livestock feeds aren’t all vegan.
wewbull@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Works for me.
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Transitive af
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 weeks ago
just when I thought my mind could not be blown more