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if "you are what you eat", and you only eat vegans, you're both vegan and not at the same time

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨HyperfocusSurfer@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • four@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If vegans eat only plants, that makes them plants, thus if you eat them you are still just vegan, because you as well eat only plants.

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    • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cows are vegan so this makes then fair game too

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      • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        But plants eat sunlight so cows are sunlight too and you are actually photosynthesizing. Vegan+

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      • Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m really sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but modern livestock feeds aren’t all vegan.

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      • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Works for me.

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    • ToastedRavioli@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Transitive af

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    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      just when I thought my mind could not be blown more

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  • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i’ve never once turned into a pizza and i feel like i’ve been scammed

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    • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      you’re a little cheesy tho

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      • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Possibly doughy and saucy, too.

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  • teft@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If the vegan consents to being eaten then you’re fully vegan.

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  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If the vegans consent, you’re still vegan.

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  • sylver_dragon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think that makes you a “humanitarian”.

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  • Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Schrodinger’s ~c~eat

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  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s… that’s not how it works!

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  • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Microbes eat filth, so they are filth. Bugs eat the microbes, so bugs are also filth by extension. Rats eat those bugs, foxes eat the rats, humans eat the foxes etc. It’s just filth all the way.

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  • urheber@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Human meat is vegan

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    • princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’d say only if it’s consensual.

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      • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh, aren’t you a thoughtful cannibal!

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    • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not if said humans eat seafood.

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  • Pissmidget@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Be mindful of the veganibals

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shrodinger’s cannibal.

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  • tate@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You are what you eat…
    and so is your poop

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