Another creative solution from APPLE

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’re just jealous.

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• sad_detective_man@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  yeah very nice grandpa, now let’s get to bed

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  • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Love how they doubled down with the uppercase spelling in the post title. Just needed a few Fwd: for that ultimate authenticity

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shitposting? In my shitpost community??? >:(

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is this from 2003?

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• SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  when iCock

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    good question. Would the speaker be in the scrotum or ass cheeks?

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    • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      inside the the part that fills with blood, for that water cooling

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• ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You’re listening to K - T - I - T; K-tit! Playing the breast-ehrghm -the BEST tunes in town!

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  • Klear@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That's exactly what I heard as I was reading this!

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• razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Honestly a bargain considering how much speakerless breast implants cost. Do they come in subwoofer?

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes but that creates asymmwtry, and you have to choose between it and stereo. Not a good deal imo

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  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah, but an agreement has to be signed that they aren’t responsible for what carrying around all that weight up front does to your body.

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    • razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Up front, huh? 🤔 what I’m hearing is that we need an iBooty to act as a counterweight.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That was planned but they never went through with it. It was supposed to be a separate implant in the vag lips

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• Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I can’t wait to get at least one of those. I will go around and blast Pitbull at full volume when a stranger starts staring at me.

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• outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Any word on an open source version?

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It steals an agpl licensed project from github. That makes it opensource right? At least until apple sues the original author.

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• SeraphimNova@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is lousy and uncreative.

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