Sometimes, as I approach middle-age, a desire to have kids creeps into my fantasies. And then something like this comes along and snuffs that desire out.
On a separate note, that batman suit is dope.
We all had one
Submitted 7 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
BigBenis@lemmy.world 7 months ago
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Luckily you don’t need to have a kid to get yourself an awesome batman suit.
kinther@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I had a pee corner of the yard. This is savage level piss posting
TheBloodFarts@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Some weird ass family I grew up near had a piss corner in the basement. Always thought it was just a rumour. Then one day I was there and saw a damp section of the wall to wall carpet in their basement, got down on my knees and smelled it because I had to know. Yup, smelled like piss.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 7 months ago
davidagain@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The WHAT now?
null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
I realise this is not OC but sharing photos of your kid’s embarrassing mistakes is pretty awful.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 months ago
Seems more of a conscious choice than a mistake per se.
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
Read that as pisstake, been watching too much British comedy lately I think.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
I think more people had The Boogerwall than a Piss Drawer.
chowdertailz@lemmy.world 7 months ago
For me it was a shampoo bottle I had stashed behind the sink. I was “doing science.”
angband@lemmy.world 7 months ago
no, but I have pissed through some screens.
Blackout@fedia.io 7 months ago
My embarrassment when my mom found my poo sock. We didn't have a lot of money back then so I still had to wear them
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Tangentially related: it is said that you become a true ultra runner only after you finish a race with at least one sock missing.
RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Or a mission in the military
CatZoomies@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Jesus Christ, Batman! You could have used the Bat Bottle in the Batmobile!
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Reported for pisspost in my shitpost community
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Yeah, take this to /c/pissposting@lemmy.world !
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I feel cheated. This is obviously not a shitpost.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Speak for yourself.