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• ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Apple and Samsung ones look oddly similar

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• cypherpunks@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  here is the full res version of the image, via the author’s 2019 twitter thread… where there was also this important update two years later:

  twitter screenshot of 3 different microsoft shark emojis, with text " 🚨 Important update!! 🚨 Microsoft’s 🦈 finally found some gill slits! …only 2/5, but an improvement nonetheless. Your move, Twitter!!!"

  this other post “A Marine Biologist Ranks Shark Emojis” covers some of the same and also some other ones

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How long until Muskrat replaces the Twitter emojis with AI slop?

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Here are some fishies more

  www.thiings.co/things

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• icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Til all sharks do a shrimp pose.

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  • huppakee@feddit.nl ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s because they’re all caught in an invisible square cage :(

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• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  See similar review of ant emoji.

  “Firefox: that is a termite.”

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  • huppakee@feddit.nl ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Embedded the image, you have to click to view full size probably: Image

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  • pugnaciousfarter@literature.cafe ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hork bajir reference gets an upvote

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    • Jayjader@jlai.lu ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And that ant’s mouth parts/muzzle really does look like a Hork-Bajir’s mouth does on the covers that feature them!

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• KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Apple:

  cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/apple/shark.png

  Google:

  cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/google/shark.png

  Microsoft:

  cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/microsoft/shark.png

  Twitter:

  cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/twitter/shark.png

  Facebook:

  cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/facebook/shark.png

  Samsung:

  cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/samsung/shark.png

  Whatsapp:

  cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/whatsapp/shark.png

  LG:

  cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/lg/shark.png

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  • filcuk@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t mind the Microsoft style, but I wouldn’t be sure it’s a shark without context

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  • Soup@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wow Twitter’s really does suck, huh?

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• lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The most important metric is shark happiness.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shouldn’t get a perfect score when it’s still missing a fin, wtf!?

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  • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Graded on a curve

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  • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m saying this lightly, but “triggering af”

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, I think you used that term 100% appropriately. Trigger warning to anyone who hasn’t viewed the image, yet.

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• NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Funny, I just wish the image wasn’t so horribly compressed. I can’t even see the 4 gills on Facebook’s one.

  Also, why does Apple get 9/10 and Samsung only 8/10 when they’re pretty much identical in terms of accuracy?

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  • Lemmisaur@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

    Here’s the Facebook Shark in full quality.

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    • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      TIL that sharks have, and always have had five gill slits??? Is this a Mandela effect situation?

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• Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  🦈

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• blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How do any of these sharks function without a cloaca?!?

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  • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fish asshole y is usually hidden in an anal fin.

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• cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Google gets bonus points for being the most blahaj.

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  • KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Unfortunately, they changed it:

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