the seven shits everyone meets

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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Im not saying i wouldnt be happy if this marked nsfw because scrolling on a bus in public and lemmy pops up with literal shit on your screen is not fun.

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  • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wish i could have marked it nsfb

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• VeryVito@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Interesting content from a shitposter.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Show of hands, who’s shitting little brown raviolis?

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Ravioli” is already the plural. The singular is “raviolo.”

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I just realized I’ve never heard anyone say they’re going to eat a raviolo and, for some reason, that sounds funny to me

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Something’s missing between 3 and 4

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    sqrt(10)

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Between snac bar and chocolate snake.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    3.5 ?

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    π

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• MrSulu@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Shitposting!

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This could be a chocolate selection.

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  • BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The shitman sampler or something

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• fin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Literal shit

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve heard tell legends of a rarely seen 8th form.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Used to be a 7 back when I drank and had awful diet, now I’m between 3 and 4, closest to 4 🥳

  You’re welcome for this very necessary and welcome insight into the contents of my toilet.

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  • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same ish. I’m pretty sure I was the mythical 8 the night I decided to eat most of a dominos meat lovers pizza as my first meal after getting home from getting my gallbladder removed. I stayed a 7 on and off for most of a year until my body got used to not having a bile sac anymore. But now I am once again rocking an even split between 3 and 4.

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• thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One sphincter to rule them all

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• nautilus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tag yourself

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  • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Before dicyclomine: 6 to 7

    After dicyclomine: 4 baybee 😎

    #IBSlife

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• icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who’s out there pinching off literal spaghetti

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