Eye Bleach

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think it pisses on her hand. But maybe she’s into that shit.

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Honestly to get the chance to hold a baby hummingbird, I’d let it piss on me too.

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    • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have hummingbird feeders. One day I was peeing in my garden and one flew thru my stream.

      Does that make me a Disney princess?

      Unrelated, I actually have had a songbird alight upon my finger early one morning while watching the sunrise. I screamed and hurled it back into the sky.

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  • pigup@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Forgivable because it’s a baby

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  • AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It most probably is the juice from the berry.

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do birds piss like that? I thought they just made urates like snakes?

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought about that but then I remembered that what comes out of newborn humans is really weird so I thought hatchlings might also?

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      far as i know they, like all birds, have cloacas

      but given their diet i could imagine that they tend to… leak…

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• LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’d love the chance to eat a berry almost twice my size.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the fact that we haven’t created food you can sit inside is a fucking crime

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• xylol@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pop those two in for a sweet and protein packed breakfast

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  • thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

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• Septimaeus@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Damn, big raspberry too lol

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• MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh my!.. (In the voice you’re thinking of).

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t want it in that voice. ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

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    • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Too late, you heard it.

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