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When you are really dumb and don't realize it

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    One time, I bought a giant picture of a spaceship taking off. I brought it home and proudly showed my then girlfriend and our mutual friend, who was visiting. The friend said “nice! Where’s it going?”

    I didn’t know the destination of this particular space flight. I had impulsively bought it at a thrift store and done no research. I thought about it for a minute, then said " … Space?"

    Turns out she was asking where I was planning to hang the picture in the house.

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My physio asked me where I got my tattoo (that she was staring at). Tell my why my brain said “on my leg” and I had a mild stroke before I could say the name of the shop.

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  • danciestlobster@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I mean even if you genuinely thought that’s what it was asking for, just ceiling is extremely nonspecific

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah this is basically just a dad joke.

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  • fubarx@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      More like:

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  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m not a native speaker, so please care with me: how can something be ON the ceiling? Or is the proposition “on” also used if something is attached to a surface?

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    • marzhall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’ve got it with the second sentence, yep. Something is “on” something if it’s attached to it - so hanging upside-down from the ceiling counts, because it’s attached to it.

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  • Glifted@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I am specifically this kind of dumb

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It doesn’t make you a bad person

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  • KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I am not very familiar with smoke alarms, so this made sense in my brain for five seconds before I realized it (I) was really stupid

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They could at least spell ceiling

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      sealing

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        ORF ORF ORF

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  • gaiussabinus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This smells of apprentice.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Rookie mistake.

    Its actually called “the overhead.”

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