Our dancers have infinite curves

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• Gustephan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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  • rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    de-kleined

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    • oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      in-kleined

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  • jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Such a missed opportunity.

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• BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. Every guy orders half the amount of beer as the guy before him. The bartender, fed up, says just order two beers!

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• alzymologist@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  One surface, one edge, one gender

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Different numbers of holes though, gotta take homeomorphism into account.

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I don’t think women have a different number holes topographically speaking.

      The topologist can’t tell his coffee cup from his doughnut.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      YOURE A MORPHISM

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• ada@friend.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Or just one?

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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    or rather, a half a one.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Are you just gonna sit there like an undergrad and clumsily perform a naive mapping of my topological space, or are you gonna use your brain a bit and exhaustively define a continuous homeomorphic equation to radically transform me into whatever shape you want?

  If you can make the key, you can unlock me, and then I can map to whatever you want me to be >:D

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  • StellarExtract@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Damn, that’s poetry

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  • Flyberius@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sorry babe but I can even remember how to do quadratic equations anymore

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• Cris_Color@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  You have posted so many of my favourite memes on Lemmy. Absolutely top tier shitposting 😭

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  • whats_all_this_then@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I had to look through their profile after you said that and GOD DAMN, they posted the ones I found most memorable!

    We don’t deserve you!

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Our dancers have infinite curves” - clearly hyperbole.

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• e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Disappointing, I expected nude Microsoft programmers. Image

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  • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They don’t use protection, they push straight to production

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I call BS unless their dancers demonstrate that they can at least pass a high school algebra test.

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  • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Believe it or not, mathematics majors who didn’t put “engineer” on their resume. :(

    (This is not meant to insult anybody, aside from whomever is responsible for this “degree market value” idea.)

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Real nude mathbabes! T^2

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