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People were no less thirsty back then

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They spoke in codes. A lot of those hokey greeting cards from the Victorian era, with specific flowers and chaste, maudlin sentiments, were probably widely understood as codes for the most torrid of passions.

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    • ricecake@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      sometimes.

      I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her.

      There’s a reason Joyce is considered a master of the English language.

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      • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        The picture in the link makes the quote all the funnier.

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      • Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Okay at first, I was choking back laughter and raising my eyebrows to the heavens while reading, but then I clicked the link and was shocked by the sheer horror of quickly skimming the countless horny-jail letters this guy wrote to Nora. Like my jaw dropped likea fucking SpongeBob character 💀

        Nobody should be judging younger gens for their kinks holy shit.

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      • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Pretty sure “naughty farties” is a Sean Paul lyric

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      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I mean his actual prose isn’t much different, just more confusing

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      • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Bully!

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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      • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        is that the movie where meryl streep doesn’t know who the father of her child is because she was conceived in a foursome with three dudes who just took turns railing her?

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  • TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can we see the pics?

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    • Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Classic pics or it didn’t happen moment.

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      • kamen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        not having happened-ing intensifies

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ok, so pictured is Phyllis Dare (1890-1975).

    womb entrance

    So she had her cervix photographed by perhaps one of these?

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Must have been awkward for the photographer.

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    • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Long exposure indeed.

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      • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        “You only need to remain erect for 2 more minutes, sir.”

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    • Turious@leaf.dance ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It took ages of the subject sitting still to get a picture back then. The photographer had plenty of time to grind one out about it.

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Beauty revealed

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    • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’d give those a honk for sure.

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    • Sonor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
      1. Wow.
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