Behold, a better mousetrap!

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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Peanut butter is calorie dense but it’s got nothing on U235.

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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s a nudge to the demon core, so plutonium-239, not uranium.

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well, peanut butter also doesn’t hold a candle to plutonium-239 in calorie density.

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  • theUwUhugger@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nor in taste! Uranium app tastes like sour candy!!!

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I love the implication that no additional bait is required. Everybody knows mice can’t resist a demon core.

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  • Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Demon Core’s got what mice crave! It’s got electrolytes subatomic radiation!

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• CaptainPedantic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This isn’t realistic! The core is too small to go supercritical when scaled down to mousetrap size. Immersion broken.

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  • Draces@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s a giant mouse

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    • Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Radiation made the giant mouse, and it’s the only thing that can get rid of it!

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      altr

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  • BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    not to mention the mouse would have to move the core in order to spring the trap so it might not even close properly

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• don@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  [hands mouse a slotted screwdriver] have fun with that dragon’s tail, little dude

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I immediately wanted to photoshop a screwdriver into one of its paws but I can’t get that done in a work break.

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    • don@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s the thought that counts, friend, and the only other suggestion I’d make is to put a pair of tiny cowboy boots just outside the mouse hole.

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  how to trap a lab rat

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• thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  hopefully slamming the trap shut doesn’t destabilize the platinum!

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• Pistcow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well, that does it.

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