I live in Colorado and there are gulls here, we are far from the sea.
The name "seagull" implies the existence of landgulls, airgulls, and firegulls.
Submitted 9 months ago by Tattorack@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Taco2112@lemmy.world 9 months ago
the_abecedarian@piefed.social 9 months ago
also, spacegulls
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Attention Bajoran workers…
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 months ago
thank you.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 9 months ago
In light of the above, then, I hereby propose that squirrels get renamed to “treegulls.”
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I think a “landgull” would just be a pigeon
maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Nah, that’s an airgull. A landgull would be a chicken.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
Nah, that’s a farmgull. A landfill would be an ostrich
three@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
If there are armadillos, where are the legadillos?
Tattorack@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Stands to reason, yes. Maybe also navyadillos and airforcadillos.
moakley@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Given how much cuter a goldfish is than a silverfish, whatever a bronzefish is must be a absolutely disgusting.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
And what about the Dillos who don’t want to be armed?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
unarmadillos?