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The name "seagull" implies the existence of landgulls, airgulls, and firegulls.

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Tattorack@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • three@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If there are armadillos, where are the legadillos?

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    • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Stands to reason, yes. Maybe also navyadillos and airforcadillos.

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    • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Given how much cuter a goldfish is than a silverfish, whatever a bronzefish is must be a absolutely disgusting.

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And what about the Dillos who don’t want to be armed?

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        unarmadillos?

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  • Taco2112@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I live in Colorado and there are gulls here, we are far from the sea.

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  • the_abecedarian@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    also, spacegulls

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    • Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Spacegul

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      • Kernal64@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Attention Bajoran workers…

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      • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        thank you.

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  • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In light of the above, then, I hereby propose that squirrels get renamed to “treegulls.”

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think a “landgull” would just be a pigeon

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    • maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah, that’s an airgull. A landgull would be a chicken.

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      • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nah, that’s a farmgull. A landfill would be an ostrich

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