Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet
Goals
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Who said their own? They’re still paying it off in installments
then_three_more@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they’ve already bought somewhere to fit the carpet
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.
zelahdieliekeis@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!
nialv7@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.
jim3692@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere
lmuel@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?
- some maths teacher, probably
atlien51@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
If Alex buys 10,000 apples and Anna gives him 5,000 more, how many apples does Alex have now
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Such a self-report Mrs. Johnson
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
doll hairs
underscores@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
that’s an interesting keyboard key map
paranoia@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
just normal Arabic?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Do they normally include Latin characters like this?
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
The carpet really put the room together.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Holy cow I almost puked.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
😭
PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Better than me!
atlien51@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I thought the first one said buy a cape 💀
drmoose@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why don’t all adults have capes. I mean we’re adults and its only like 100 bucks. It’s there.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Buy a carp
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
features promoted to investors vs what ends up in the product
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
That’s consulting 101 baby
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
shout out to the hired guns