Comments

• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait what???

  source

  • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What what?

    source

    • dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In the butt…

      source
• kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  just gonna leave this here walesonline.co.uk/…/doctors-warning-people-not-in…

  source

  • lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I can almost recognize my bottom again” is an all time quote

    source
• Senseless@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Use summer rolls instead. They’re usually bigger anyway.

  source
• sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Breaking news

  source
• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Doctors are giving this patient a new idea he’d never considered before.

  source
• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well thank goodness I’m not a patient…

  source
• Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Literally 1984

  source

  • Willy@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I missed that page.

    source
  • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

    DO NOT SHOVE SPRINGROLLS UP YOUR ASS

    source

    • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t shove spring rolls up your ass, shove autumn wraps into the digestive system in reverse. :)

      source
  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The surveillance is a bit anal.

    source
• FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “RFK questions guidance on not putting spring rolls up your anus.”

  source

  • Geodad@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that him or the worm talking?

    source

    • MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe the worm likes spring rolls.

      source

      • -> View More Comments
• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

  source

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Chaotic Good Karen.

    source
• VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This would be bad news in an alternate reality where humans eat by sticking things up their ass and shit out their mouth.

  source

  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine if they were still doing that when Randy took the world’s biggest shit.

    source
• Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuckin’ big pharma. I ain’t sticking Pfizer’s goddamn wantons up there, I’m sticking with PF Changs just like my paw-pee and his pee-paw before 'em.

  source
• huppakee@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thank god I’m not a patient then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  source

  • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For now

    source