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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    This would be bad news in an alternate reality where humans eat by sticking things up their ass and shit out their mouth.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Imagine if they were still doing that when Randy took the world’s biggest shit.

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    If only there was a better way…

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I wasn’t going to, but now you’ve got me thinking about it.

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  • lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    they are going that way anyway, why not have a couple take a shortcut

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    This is why we can’t have universal healthcare.

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  • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    It’s because those doctors already have anal beads up there.

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  • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Well now I’m gonna do it out of spite.

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    • Willy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      what kind of sauce you gonna put on it?

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      • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Teriya-KY

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    …unless you heat them up first, to kill the bacteria; two minutes on HIGH ought to do it.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      You are a menace.

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Wait what???

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    • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      What what?

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      • dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        In the butt…

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Image

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  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I couldn’t find spring rolls on AnyDice.com

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Well thank goodness I’m not a patient…

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