No way it’s only 12 minutes a day. On average!?
10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.
Submitted 6 days ago by rumba@lemmy.zip to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Depending on the day I’m in and out in like 4 minutes or so. What are you eating that takes an entire sitcom without commercials to come out???
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I mean, not every time, but I’m also not speedrunning it. Thats my time to relax, meditate, contemplate the universe. And let my flower bloom slowly and surely.
Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Pooping takes like a minute, browsing my emails and brainrot takes 29 minutes minimum
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Four minutes or so 3 times a day would be 12 minutes. Some people go once a day others many. Saying your in and out in 4 minutes shows nothing.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Bricks mostly.
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
Maybe they aren’t including the time spent scrolling. It’s just the sphincter flexing moments that count.
AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Uhhhhhhh how big are your poops? 12 minutes of shincter flexing A DAY?
Chainweasel@lemmy.world 6 days ago
12 minutes at a time, 3 times a day.
Unless I’m at work.
40 minutes per day 4 times between 5:00a-1:30prumba@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
3 times a day? You should get checked for fructose intolerance.
Takapapatapaka@lemmy.world 6 days ago
This is a very appropriate thread to wish you a happy cake day!
Bahnd@lemmy.world 6 days ago
[Sing in the voice of Elmo] My boss makes a dollar I make a dime That is why I poop on company time.
UK version: My supervisor makes a pound. I make a pence That is why I shit at the companies expense.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
rumba@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
Hey I read it on they internet, it must be true.
The first search said 6m so I dug more.
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
I’m at least a half hour, but it’s because I’m escaping the kids.
remon@ani.social 6 days ago
12 minutes … and per day? How much are you people shitting?
MimicJar@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Not enough if I want to master it in my lifetime.
sxan@midwest.social 6 days ago
Moar fiber!
bieren@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
When do you think I browse the feds
Maalus@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Like, 40 mins a day? It all depends on the person, someone with IBS can go to the toilet 4 - 5 times in the morning for instance. I think I already mastered shitting tbh
remon@ani.social 6 days ago
I mean sure, if you have a condition. But it seems a quite a lot for the average person.
Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 6 days ago
Yeah I don’t think I’ve ever taken a 12 minute poop in my life.
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 6 days ago
That’s why we still train when we poo. It’s because we’re all still noobs.
Asafum@feddit.nl 6 days ago
Don’t you dare take my dream away from me!!
I WILL be a master pooper one day! Just you wait they’ll be saying “man that dude Asafum, now there’s a guy who can poop!”
Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 days ago
You can poop up to 10 times more if you also spout bullshit from your mouth. There are many politicians that are clearly masters.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Bring a phone to the toilet with you and you could considerably shorten the time.
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
That’s no longer pooping though. that’s enshit…er…tian…ment… something
IckabodKobain@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Get your sphincter checked
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 6 days ago
What about a plaid sphincter? Striped?
terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
Thankfully my average time is about 30min. So I’ll reach that 10k when I’m about 55!
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 6 days ago
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