Don’t forget 10 minutes of making sure no more doodies
Pooping takes like a minute, browsing my emails and brainrot takes 29 minutes minimum
whostosay@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Pooping takes like a minute, browsing my emails and brainrot takes 29 minutes minimum
Don’t forget 10 minutes of making sure no more doodies
toynbee@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Sometimes, during longer sessions, I involuntarily think of that one old reddit story about a guy who put some hair removal chemical on his testicles then started watching some show while he waited for the chemical to work. Subsequently he got absorbed in the show long enough for the chemical to do its thing and far too much more. (In case you’re not familiar with the anecdote, he had to go to the ER but the member in question was apparently still functional if visually altered after a recovery period.)
I’ve never used that kind of ointment on my groin or anywhere else. However, sometimes when I start to get absorbed in some media whilst pantsless, my general anxiety makes me double check that I didn’t apply something for the first time ever, then forget about it.