I cum in the shower, instead.
There are 2 sorts of people, those who pee in the shower and liars.
Submitted 18 hours ago by PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
I cum in the shower, instead.
There are 2 sorts of people, those who pee in the shower and liars.
Close, but wrong fluid 😔
If you think pissing in the shower is gross try showering in the piss
This implies that whenever you feel like you need to pee while you’re showering, you instead decide to jerk it
Well… Yeah. Duh.
Fuckin animals, I SHIT in the shower
Waffle stomp FTW!
One of life’s simple pleasures.
I shit in the shower. No waffle stomp. That is what being an alpha male is
You don’t mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you…?
That’s what it’s for
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
What a time to see this. I just got done waffle stompin’.
Thteven@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
What color?
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I swallowed 27 pieces of bubble gum yesterday, so it was a gradient from pink to brownish green
Aarrodri@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
What does this mean? Genuinely asking…
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 17 hours ago
Well, you see…
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I’m sure the urban dictionary link answered your question, but if you didn’t go there for whatever reason, it’s when you push a turd down your tub drain with your foot.
(And for the record, I didn’t actually poop in my shower)