I cum in the shower, instead.
There are 2 sorts of people, those who pee in the shower and liars.
I don't piss in the shower, that's gross.
Submitted 10 months ago by PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Close, but wrong fluid 😔
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
This implies that whenever you feel like you need to pee while you’re showering, you instead decide to jerk it
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Well… Yeah. Duh.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 months ago
If you think pissing in the shower is gross try showering in the piss
Tungsten5@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I shit in the shower. No waffle stomp. That is what being an alpha male is
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
You don’t mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you…?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
That’s what it’s for
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 10 months ago
Fuckin animals, I SHIT in the shower
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Waffle stomp FTW!
bitchkat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
One of life’s simple pleasures.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What a time to see this. I just got done waffle stompin’.
Aarrodri@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What does this mean? Genuinely asking…
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m sure the urban dictionary link answered your question, but if you didn’t go there for whatever reason, it’s when you push a turd down your tub drain with your foot.
(And for the record, I didn’t actually poop in my shower)
Thteven@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What color?
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I swallowed 27 pieces of bubble gum yesterday, so it was a gradient from pink to brownish green
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hmmm
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Liar?
Aeri@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That’s actually worse because it would be more likely to clog your drains. Your dude goo would be thicker than urine which is basically just water. If I remember correctly heat such as that from a shower will actually cause it to coagulate more.