I don't piss in the shower, that's gross.

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What a time to see this. I just got done waffle stompin’.

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  • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What color?

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    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I swallowed 27 pieces of bubble gum yesterday, so it was a gradient from pink to brownish green

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  • Aarrodri@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What does this mean? Genuinely asking…

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    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, you see…

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    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m sure the urban dictionary link answered your question, but if you didn’t go there for whatever reason, it’s when you push a turd down your tub drain with your foot.

      (And for the record, I didn’t actually poop in my shower)

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• undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuckin animals, I SHIT in the shower

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  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Waffle stomp FTW!

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  • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One of life’s simple pleasures.

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you think pissing in the shower is gross try showering in the piss

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• the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There are 2 sorts of people, those who pee in the shower and liars.

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Close, but wrong fluid 😔

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• swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This implies that whenever you feel like you need to pee while you’re showering, you instead decide to jerk it

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well… Yeah. Duh.

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• Aeri@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s actually worse because it would be more likely to clog your drains. Your dude goo would be thicker than urine which is basically just water. If I remember correctly heat such as that from a shower will actually cause it to coagulate more.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hmmm

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  • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Liar?

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• Tungsten5@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I shit in the shower. No waffle stomp. That is what being an alpha male is

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• GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You don’t mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you…?

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s what it’s for

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