I cum in the shower, instead.
There are 2 sorts of people, those who pee in the shower and liars.
I don't piss in the shower, that's gross.
Submitted 18 hours ago by PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 48 minutes ago
Close, but wrong fluid 😔
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 9 hours ago
If you think pissing in the shower is gross try showering in the piss
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
This implies that whenever you feel like you need to pee while you’re showering, you instead decide to jerk it
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 50 minutes ago
Well… Yeah. Duh.
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 16 hours ago
Fuckin animals, I SHIT in the shower
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Waffle stomp FTW!
bitchkat@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
One of life’s simple pleasures.
Tungsten5@lemm.ee 9 hours ago
I shit in the shower. No waffle stomp. That is what being an alpha male is
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
You don’t mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you…?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 51 minutes ago
That’s what it’s for
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
What a time to see this. I just got done waffle stompin’.
Thteven@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
What color?
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I swallowed 27 pieces of bubble gum yesterday, so it was a gradient from pink to brownish green
Aarrodri@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
What does this mean? Genuinely asking…
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 17 hours ago
Well, you see…
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I’m sure the urban dictionary link answered your question, but if you didn’t go there for whatever reason, it’s when you push a turd down your tub drain with your foot.
(And for the record, I didn’t actually poop in my shower)