Is it possible to have too much?

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• podperson@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Upper left: ideal cookie Bottom right: ideal beans

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not pictured here: even more beans.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My gamedev-fried brain interprets the beans image as like, the texture for the uv wrap of the side of the cylinder of beans that is inside of a tin can of beans.

    … I think I need to go outside more often.

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Beware the pipeline

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I can scarcely remember how it even started. One day I was making Tollhouse cookies from a tube of dough, and then somewhere down the line, I was eating beans straight from the tin, seated next to a campfire on a cattle drive. Learn from my mistakes. [Sad harmonica sounds].

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• FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve seen this guide countless times, and every time I’m sad they didn’t include their “ideal cookie”. Top left looks pretty good!

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I got you some stuff:

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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thank you, and I love you

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• Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Leave it to crumbgrabber to perfect the cookie meme.

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• jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Shitposting on Lemmy is cyclical. It starts and ends with beans.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Someday, when technology and culture have moved on, the last few Lemmy Mods and Host Admins will meet:

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    “Bean nice knowin’ ya”

    “There it is.”

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• Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No such thing as too much butter.

  • France

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Paula Deen has entered the chat.

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• LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Too much beans is an oxymoron

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You calm my nerves and you build up my brain

    Too much beans is a phrase insane

    Cook at my will and what a thrill

    Goodness gracious, great bowls of beans

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• plsnerf7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  beans?

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• shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• cattywampas@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oops! All beans

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Inject it right into my veins

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• Carvex@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Finally a cookie that’s good for the heart

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The more you eat

    The more you start

    Enjoying managing your fiber intake

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• RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sugar and baking soda could be mixing issues rather than quantity ones

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thanks for bringing pragmatic baking advice to this shitpost about beans. This is one of the many things I love about Lemmy. I’m out here goofing around, and I accidentally bump into someone who helps me make better cookies. Never change.

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    • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thanks I used to not understand what creaming sugar and butter should look like and it took a bit to figure it out.

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• MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ah. Beans.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Beans…ah! [Contented sigh, although you can scream, “ah!” about beans and we won’t judge you.]

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