Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
Login

Almost all of you was food at one point.

⁨113⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨irelephant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

source

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Almost all of you is food right now if you go try and hug a bear.

    source
    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hey hey, I’m not a cannibal! I’m just a little chubby… and I like hugs…

      source
  • Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You hear it as a joke when you’re young, but it’s not til you’re old that you realize “you are what you eat” is literal.

    source
  • remon@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    All of us are food all the time.

    source
  • renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Literally all of you was either food/drink or oxygen from the air at some point—whether it was consumed by you or by your mother.

    source
    • AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Unless you have dental fillings or other implants.

      source
      • irmoz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Theseus’ ship wants to know if those fillings are really part of you

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • howrar@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Or if you worked an asbestos mine

        source
  • Yermaw@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My sweat is just seasoning.

    source
  • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No, most of me was water I drank!

    source
    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You were water that YOU drank???

      Oh…oh this is hurting my brain trying to work this out.

      source
  • tatann@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I don’t get it. Is this a joke about “swallowing” ?

    source
    • admin@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I don’t think so, more like you are built of nutrients you get from food you eat so technically you are the food you ate.

      source
      • tatann@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Thanks, maybe I should sometimes get my mind out of the gutter

        source
  • Cyv_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Jokes on you, I’m technically food right now!

    source
  • 0x01@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh like all of the material of your body was food, at first I thought you just had really bad grammar and meant “all of you” meaning allb of us readers or something and all the comments were just keeping up the bit

    source
  • oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    *were

    source
    • irelephant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Its you, singular.

      source