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I'm a businessman, I do business

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Chivera@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And that 30 was from himself testing the device

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    • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sometimes you have to spend money to maybe make money eventually.

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      • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        hey I have this epic business for you where you can be self-employed and get all the freedom of being a business owner with no downsides and all you need to do is sign up another couple people under your name and buy a bunch of shit that nobody wants

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    • nao@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I want to believe it was actually someone else

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  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As a bonus, you get the identity of the person who owns the card

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Business, business, business” - Businessman

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    • KnightontheSun@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      haha.business

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      • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I love that this meme has its own website, so professional, so fitting to the topic at hand.

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      • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Put just meme and refuse to elaborate.

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  • Ruthalas@infosec.pub ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    See, your first mistake was the beep. Tipped them off. Coulda make thousands!

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    • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think the tip was not included in the payment though.

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  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Spoiler alert you don’t make anything because its you trying to open the door when you OP come home drunk after having lost your keys.

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  • TomMasz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You have to be in it for the long run.

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    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You know what they say, you gotta spend money to spend money

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  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah you use an old fucked up card for that. Still keep one in my wallet even from back when my neighbors used to knock on my door instead of the landlords because they knew I was more reliable with opening doors.

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He’s definitely not a cop.

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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Genious.

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    • fossphi@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Stonks

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  • nthavoc@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I only get library or CostCo card info on my reader …

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