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• prime_number_314159@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The text on a Twix wrapper runs in the same direction as the Twix inside, so it’s better to say they’re top and bottom Twix - otherwise it’s ambiguous based on the direction of the packaging.

  Also, for double blind experimentation, she shouldn’t know whether it’s a left or a right.

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Take it up with Twix themselves. They’re the ones who say they have a left and a right one

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I always top my Twix

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I side load mine.

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  • FateOfTheCrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This could be a useful way to describe an unopened Twix. But once it’s been opened, the direction of the Twix relative to the opening (with the text being at the top) matters more than the direction relative to the text.

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  • Faceman2K23@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d be throwing in some of the individually wrapped single twix you get in some mixed packs… just to throw them off and add some statistical interest.

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  • sorter_plainview@lemmy.today ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This pers9n experiments on humans… /s

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    • Zidane@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thankfully you added a /s or I would have thought they actually experimented on humans

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    • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As long as you can choose to stop eating the Twix at any time, and they don’t encourage you to eat an unhealthy/dangerous amount of them, this would probably be easy to run past an IRB.

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  • StarMerchant938@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t you just go by the same alignment as you would on the spine of a book? First letter at the top and read downwards.

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    • randy@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oddly enough, that convention isn’t universal. Top-to-bottom is typical in the US, UK, and Commonwealth, while bottom-to-top is common in continental Europe and non-anglophone Americas.

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All this means is that left or right are both the correct answer depending on one’s perspective, on the other hand you are wrong because you open the twix at one end and take either the left or the right one

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• tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fake: no grown man can handle that much chocolate.

  Gay: they’re shaped like dicks, a bit, and anon throated over three hundred of them

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• Xerxos@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It would probably be more impressive if they would feed him not only the left ones.

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• MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Didn’t get it

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some day you’ll find the right person.

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    • MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The joke: ✈️

      My head: 🤯

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    • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You didn’t get it either

      www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/…/2974721/

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Maybe.

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  • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/…/2974721/

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    • MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh alright, thanks

      I guess since I don’t eat twix idk

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• RejZoR@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dude ate 329 Twix halves or 164 (and a half) Twixes. That’s one hell of a sugar overload :D

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We don’t know how long he’s been there—could have been months

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Its actually an experiment to see how long someone can survive off Twix. The administrator is simply keeping the subject entertained with this left right twix discussion.

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    123 kcal per Twix is about 40k kcal

    about 4 days worth of calories if you’re around 600 lbs

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• throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Anon loves BBC 😋

  (C for Chocolate)

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• fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Those aren’t guesses.

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