Wet your hands with clean, running water, turn off the tap, spread cheeks, and apply soap.

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• andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They should have shown little droplets coming from the spout. I’m sure that would make the instructions more clear.

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• Whats_a_lemmy@ponder.cat ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Idk sure looks like they’re doing a pretty super job of spreading

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Its a happy face mask dispenser! Dick activated.

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• Machinist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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  • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I struggled to get through bioshock with this common pattern scattered around.

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  • pipes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ATBGE

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• PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m supposed to… goatse… to wash my hands?

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Someone should sharpy a ring on the finger.

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• Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They knew, and it was done anyways.

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• Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You can tell by the direction of the thumbs.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wash hands before bottoming.

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  • pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    …And afterwards, please

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  • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wash hands before boofing psychedelic mushroom

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• MisterMoo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Where’s the ring?

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• elvith@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Use bidet to wash hands, got it!

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Picture unrelated

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Perfectly clear. Wash your hands before anal…or is it after…or both? Ok, not so clear.

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wash your hands during.

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• WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yeah, that one deserves the “instructions unclear” title.

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• ModestMeme@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  100% the designer knew what they were doing here

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  • BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dug through my meme archives for this one, here’s what it’s referencing

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    • deerwithnoeyes@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank you for this. Goddamit I needed context and could not figure it out.

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