I'VE BEEN WAITING TOO LONG

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• acidbattery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Water me, asshole”

  -Sent from my iPhone

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  • Sunschein@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Idk why I overlooked the comma, but I definitely read that like a pirate talking to his bidet.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Have you eaten your veggies today?”

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• egonallanon@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• asbestos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This spinach could’ve been an E-Mail

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• kaeurennetwo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Those spinach uses IMAP protocol?

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  • essell@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I’m a plant” protocol?

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    • kaeurennetwo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🌱

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  • plumbercraic@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    These days it’s more Spinach Mail Transfer Protocol

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    • runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Spinach Mail Accessioning Protocol.

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    • kaeurennetwo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lemmy uses ActivityPub protocol 😄

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• endeavor@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Half the managers are out of a job now.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This manager could’ve spinach email

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• mrbubblesort@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I sit down to dinner and my salad emails me: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”

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• darkmogool@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now do a Doom port…

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• mrfriki@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So my boss is an spinach now?

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Always has been

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wow that’s awesome

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• brokenlcd@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Popeye needs to stay up to date. You know?

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But he’s like their prime enemy. He eats them constantly.

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• grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this permaculture? 🦋

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• oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just to finish out the post title.

  For all my life, hold on.

  There, that was going to bug me.

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  • Lesrid@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The two words at the end of that line are “oh Lord” not “hold on”

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    • oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      DAMN YOU GOOGLE! YOU HAVE FAILED ME AGAIN!!!

      Seriously I knew it didn’t sound right but multiple Google results showed what I wrote so I figured I was remembering it incorrectly. Thanks for the correction.

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