acidbattery

@acidbattery@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kanye ass idea⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Leave out the religious part and I am in the market for more cousins :D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨51-year-old man here; would I be a creep if I went out on a date with a 30-year-old woman?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think that two adults dating with the sole intention of finding a connection and enjoying each other’s company is creepy regardless of the age difference.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Telegram and xAI agreed a one-year deal to distribute Grok; Telegram will get $300M in cash and equity from xAI and 50% of subscription revenue⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, time to switch to a new messaging app :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're deep into the baggy era mate⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile I am eagerly awaiting the return of low-rise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why you should always hide the evidence⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the diameter, baby!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worm time⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “If you can’t handle me at my worm, you don’t deserve me at my best” 🪱

  -Marilyn Monroe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “What’s the difference? You’re their all-time bestseller.” :D

  Thanks to new proposals to require ID verification for porn sites, the jerkmate may very well be running out of yous soon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where do the two wolves fit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The webbing on the fork is an evolutionary trait that helps it swim.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better than last time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile pedestrian symbols in Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine resemble the scene from Signs when the alien makes its first appearance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  1 in winter. 19 in summer if I am alone. 7 in summer if other people are around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hollywood doesn't want you to know this secret.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is a third option…ARRRR

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soy milk is simply Spanish milk introducing itself⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And the name Dorito implies the existence of the larger Doro :D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats right⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Google has seen enough of your history to know what you really want. Even if you haven’t realized it yet ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm hungry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  His name is Remy, and it wouldn’t hurt to ask him politely :P

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for explaining it nicely :) that is what I meant to say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sleeping on his side, losing weight, and not smoking are all immediate things that could help, assuming he doesn’t do those things already. Have him get tested for sleep apnea, as that can sometimes be a cause of snoring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it normal for people to ask where you are from online?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Asking where someone is from is a common bit of information people ask/share during introductions, so it’s normal to be curious about that. It’s also normal to want to maintain privacy online, so don’t let randoms on the internet pressure you into sharing anything you’re not comfortable with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'VE BEEN WAITING TOO LONG⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Water me, asshole”

  -Sent from my iPhone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The after party⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Go drunk OP, you’re home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was she thinking when she did this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better to have a mermaid in your hair than crabs in your - er - bikini bottom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Farming beans be like⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you meet a girl who also likes farming, you should do something sexy to a tractor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Blender and a funnel!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fleshy car wrap :D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not gonna lie⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Congratulations! You’ve discovered generalized anxiety.