And ducks
This is stuck in my head now.
Peak evolution (after crabs)
Submitted 11 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Not William Hung’s version of She Bangs!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
Proof that Cassius Clay was, in fact, a jellyfish.
danc4498@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I need that shirt. Float like a jellyfish sting like a jellyfish
Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Back side is the Bruce Lee quote attributed to jellyfisb
oo1@lemmings.world 11 months ago
God: “let there be light”
Jellyfish: [activates bioluminescence]
Hupf@feddit.org 11 months ago
God: “let there be light”
Bomb 20:
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
God: “Oh shit, I didn’t realize there was someone in here already.”
Jellyfish: “it’s cool.”
Dadifer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Jellyfish have a distributed brain, so they’re not exactly mindless?
YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve never heard of an immortal crab before.
juliebean@lemm.ee 11 months ago
i’ve read that lobsters are sorta immortal. the problem is they keep growing, and eventually they can’t get themselves out of their shells when they molt, and they also have trouble getting enough food and avoiding predators when they get too big. if they had society, i bet lobster kings would be enormous and ancient.
Grostleton@lemm.ee 11 months ago
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Exactly. Don’t have to suffer life
Godofdirt@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Jellyfish are known kung fu masters.