Peak evolution (after crabs)

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Proof that Cassius Clay was, in fact, a jellyfish.

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• danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I need that shirt. Float like a jellyfish sting like a jellyfish

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• oo1@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  God: “let there be light”

  Jellyfish: [activates bioluminescence]

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    God: “Oh shit, I didn’t realize there was someone in here already.”

    Jellyfish: “it’s cool.”

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• YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve never heard of an immortal crab before.

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  • Grostleton@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have heard of an amoral Krab, however.

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  • juliebean@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i’ve read that lobsters are sorta immortal. the problem is they keep growing, and eventually they can’t get themselves out of their shells when they molt, and they also have trouble getting enough food and avoiding predators when they get too big. if they had society, i bet lobster kings would be enormous and ancient.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Exactly. Don’t have to suffer life

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• Dadifer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jellyfish have a distributed brain, so they’re not exactly mindless?

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  • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just mentally all over the place!

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just like me fr fr

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