Heroic dog

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• billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m so confused. The dog is heroic just be being able to not eat the ham on his face.

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Honestly? If you put ham on my face, I’d probably eat it before you told me I could.

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• skvlp@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, no, that’s a slice of ham that his owner has put on his face.

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you have proof?

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    • squishy@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Source?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I happen to be a ham expert and this is unlike any ham I’ve encountered. Verdict: hero dog.

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  • HatchetHaro@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that’s so insensitive towards the heroic dog who was just trying to save his family :(

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  • voxthefox@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s the joke.

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    • skvlp@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No… :shockedpikachu:

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s just what they had on hand for the skin grafts.

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    • skvlp@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A ham fisted surgery

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  • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Impossible. A dog would immediately eat the ham. QED

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Big if true

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  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m calling bullshit! This is a wild claim to just make on the internet

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  • kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuckin’ WHOOSH

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  • some_dude@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah no, that’s a good boy

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’ve heard of putting a steak on a black eye, haven’t you?

  Yeah, that’s what they tried first for his gruesome injury.

  He ate the steak.

  The ham will remain until he’s hungry again.

  Please donate to help cover the cost of his continuing medical care.

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• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ham dog! We fucking love ham dog in our family.

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