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🦆 - 🚗The fuck is bigger than the car.

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago⁊ by ⁨Irelephant@lemm.ee⁊ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁊

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  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    You may be surprised to learn all emojis are emoji-sized.

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    • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      🪐🌍🌗⛰️🏢🚙☕️🦠⚛️ Turns out, emoji can cover quite the range of different sizes.

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    • Irelephant@lemm.ee ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      !!!

      Must look into.

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  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    Can’t be

    We fucks inside the car

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    • KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      It looks bigger on the inside

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      • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

        That is NOT what she said

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    • Chainweasel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      -dirty Mike and the boys

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  • latenightnoir@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    Which fuck?

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    • Irelephant@lemm.ee ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Duck. I meant to say duck.

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      • meekah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

        FYI - you can edit post titles on lemmy

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      • latenightnoir@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

        Ooooh, that makes more sense, yes! Thank you and sorry!

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  • agitated_judge@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    The duck fucks, but does the fuck duck?

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    • TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      The fuck could have ducked to be the same height as the car

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  • benni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    What the duck

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  • ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    Duck cars

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    Some considerations for you:

    ✌️🍆🅱️☕🥵❤️👄👨

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    Car for witches Image

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  • SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    There are some big as fuck SUVs though.

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    • Carighan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      No that’s just a typo, it’s a big ass-fuck SUV actually.

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    I see you’ve trained your autocorrect well

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    • Irelephant@lemm.ee ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Shit. I meant to say fuck, not fuck.

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  • LaminatedDenim@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    Truly it’s a crime that emoji are not true to scale

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    • Irelephant@lemm.ee ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      The car emoji takes up half of your screen, and you have to zoom to see the ant one.

      Seems fun ngl.

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      • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

        The car should be scaled up so the atom could be at least 1 pixel

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  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    Real fuck, toy car

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  • DaveyRocket@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    This isn’t true, the duck is just much closer…

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    • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Great, now I can’t unsee the close duck.

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  • fubo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    🦊

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