Meh, power corrupts.
It would just be a different color scheme.
The world might be a whe different place if Ask Jeeves won the search engine wars
Submitted 2 months ago by Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Draces@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You might say capitalism necessitates corruption
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Capitalism is a deeply flawed system. But it was our flaws that infected it.
radix@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was working tech support at my university when all these search engine first started appearing. It was also the era of aggressive typo squatting domains.
AskJeebes dot com was a super hardcore porn site.
jeffw@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jeeves, why would the world be a different place if Ask Jeeves won the search engine wars?
shyguyblue@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Just Jeeves it” doesn’t quite roll off the tongue…
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well no…it would have been “Just Ask Jeeves”.
bungle_in_the_jungle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Indubitably!
Godort@lemm.ee 2 months ago
“I prefer jovial” would’ve become the goto rainbow capitalist phrase
vodkasolution@feddit.it 2 months ago
My heart will always host Altavista but… we’d have JVS.IT url shortner for sure
tdawg@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Time to name my llm experiment Jeeves
Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Does ai have a place in the ask Jeeves search engine?
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
might?
crash_thepose@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I don’t know your reasoning for this but I agree regardless
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Some one has to speak up for Jeeves. After all, he served my some of the first boobs I’ve every seen.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So how were Jeeves boobs? Nice?