The world might be a whe different place if Ask Jeeves won the search engine wars

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• crash_thepose@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t know your reasoning for this but I agree regardless

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Some one has to speak up for Jeeves. After all, he served my some of the first boobs I’ve every seen.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So how were Jeeves boobs? Nice?

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• Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Meh, power corrupts.

  It would just be a different color scheme.

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  • Draces@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You might say capitalism necessitates corruption

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    • Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Capitalism is a deeply flawed system. But it was our flaws that infected it.

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• radix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I was working tech support at my university when all these search engine first started appearing. It was also the era of aggressive typo squatting domains.

  AskJeebes dot com was a super hardcore porn site.

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• jeffw@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Jeeves, why would the world be a different place if Ask Jeeves won the search engine wars?

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  • shyguyblue@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Just Jeeves it” doesn’t quite roll off the tongue…

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well no…it would have been “Just Ask Jeeves”.

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• tdawg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Time to name my llm experiment Jeeves

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• bungle_in_the_jungle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Indubitably!

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• Godort@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “I prefer jovial” would’ve become the goto rainbow capitalist phrase

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• vodkasolution@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My heart will always host Altavista but… we’d have JVS.IT url shortner for sure

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• Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Does ai have a place in the ask Jeeves search engine?

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• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  might?

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