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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Be the brick that’s thrown through a cop car’s window, not the one that’s part of a prison wall.

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What if you’re just a brick out in a field all alone because someone forgot you during cleanup?

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then you can still provide valuable living space for all kinds of insects, or smash a combine harvester’s machinery.

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thanks, Floyd.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That reminds me of the old joke:

  What’s red and bad for your teeth?

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  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Menstrual blood

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The fumes when you mix Nitric Acid and Dinitrogen Tetroxide

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A brick

    And what’s white and hinders you from eating?

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    • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      what’s white and hinders you from eating

      cocaine

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’d say dad’s dick but that would mean you’re my sibling which I don’t have any.

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• introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well I ain’t declined en passant.

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• iii@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No one has ever seen the inside of a brick

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Listen I’m only brickish. I’m semi passing

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• bricked@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thanks you made me realize

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hello. I’m Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

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• makuus@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m certainly thick as a brick…

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• Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Society isn’t made out of bricks, so this isn’t a metaphor for anything.

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All in all you’re just Image

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• interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m earthquake

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The least you could do is fly through a window.

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