Get her a lot of poppies and make opium together, fun couple’s activity!
Make sure you get someone the right gift for Valentine's day
Submitted 2 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/04a89581-f4c3-4fa1-8085-af8309a84c27.jpeg
Comments
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Where could I get some?
lmaoCorkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If you’re not in the US, they sell dried pods for decorative boquet arrangement that would have a fair amount of dried latex inside. People just use a water/lemon juice wash to extract the goodies.
Cab be dangerous stuff for novices, they can very in strength wildly, and a few kids have actually OD on “poppy tea”.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sounds like my mom!
Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Indeed!
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Is there truly such a thing as a bad fisting?
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 months ago
it’s problably an equivalent to the “pulling the anal beads like trying to rev a chainsaw”
madjo@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Well then she should’ve picked Josh instead of vanilla old me!
burgersc12@mander.xyz 2 months ago
She needs a new man. Ladies find yourself a man who either
You deserve better.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 months ago
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 months ago
You only get a good fisting if you speak up!
burgersc12@mander.xyz 2 months ago
That was implied, although I almost included it… Ladies we do not read minds and we usually take you literally. If you tell me you want flowers, you’re getting flowers.
TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 2 months ago
However;
2a:you must actually answer the question