Make sure you get someone the right gift for Valentine's day

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• burgersc12@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  She needs a new man. Ladies find yourself a man who either

  1. knows what you want or
  2. asks you what you want and listens

  You deserve better.

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    0. Don’t make him read your mind.

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    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      You only get a good fisting if you speak up!

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    • burgersc12@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      That was implied, although I almost included it… Ladies we do not read minds and we usually take you literally. If you tell me you want flowers, you’re getting flowers.

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  • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    However;

    2a:you must actually answer the question

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Get her a lot of poppies and make opium together, fun couple’s activity!

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  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Where could I get some?

    lmao

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      If you’re not in the US, they sell dried pods for decorative boquet arrangement that would have a fair amount of dried latex inside. People just use a water/lemon juice wash to extract the goodies.

      Cab be dangerous stuff for novices, they can very in strength wildly, and a few kids have actually OD on “poppy tea”.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Sounds like my mom!

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  • Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Indeed!

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Is there truly such a thing as a bad fisting?

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    it’s problably an equivalent to the “pulling the anal beads like trying to rev a chainsaw”

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• madjo@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Well then she should’ve picked Josh instead of vanilla old me!

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