I am become lactose, destroyer of assholes.
Mexican Food
Submitted 10 months ago by cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I have become milk
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Lactase pills is lyfe
not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Shit rarely works for me and that’s 2 pills before food and 1 during.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Sounds like you are allergic to dairy?
dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I love lactose pills! Especially chowable ones. With first bite/sip of the dairy product.
tpyo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Those make my mouth itch, and lactose free cottage cheese did my system in so I guess I have to swear off dairy. But I can’t give up cheese, I just eat small amounts of it
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Quality shitpost bro 🤌
the_beber@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You are what you eat.
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Daily reminder that if you could digest lactose after being an infant but started being unable to at some point, you probably can “reverse” it by feeding on unhealthy amounts of milk and other lactose containing dairy products for like a week and your gut biome will adapt to digesting it again.
Source: Like three random YouTube videos I watched 5 months ago but also myself. Avoiding all lactose just reduces your lactase production further so currently I try to drink milk 1-2x a week to keep the cooldown topped up.
ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
You’re always sugar to me <3
papalonian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Imagine being milk
LostWon@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Even better, being a sugar found in milk.
db2@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He could be a soft cheese.