Texas is the most self-obsessed state. California isn’t too far behind, but I imagine Alaska and Hawaii are both contenders for 2nd place as well.
Ouch my texicles
Submitted 3 weeks ago by merari42@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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electric_nan@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
NegativeInf@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No one loves Texas more than Texans. And no one hates Texas more than Texans.
And keep Texas out of your mouth,
Sincerely,
A Texas hatin’ Texan.
electric_nan@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I have never been in a domicile in Texas that did not have something Texas-shaped in plain view.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You Texans sure are a contentious people.
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
You mean we can’t say anything bad about dumb ol’ Texas?
Bassman1805@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t underestimate Colorado. Though it’s largely the recent Denver transplants keeping up that stereotype, whereas it’s the long-term Texans.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
yeah, everyone in texas has a texas flag, and everyone in colorado has a colorado shaped baking pan it’s pretty neat
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I see texun, texurger, texato, and texickles, but where’s the texuce?
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Under the tomato. If you zoom in you can see it on the top left.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Oh I could only see the cheese before, gotcha.
Linktank@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
That’s called rabbit food in texas.
LEONHART@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Hank Hill voice:
“Just look at it, Bobby. It’s got-dang beautiful, I tell ya h’wat.”
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh! They’re pickles, not testicles!
fl42v@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
TeXurger, LaTeXurger, XeLaTexurger…
merari42@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It comes in an overfull hbox
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Least texas obsessed native texan’s barbeque
MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Humm love me some texickles! I’ll put both straight into my mouth
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The best part is the juice, I always suck on the texickles so I get every drop
shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
One star.
Lemjukes@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
The Bigger in Texas Burger with Lone Star Cheese and Texickles on a Texan Bun
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Deep in the heart attack of Texaaas!
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 3 weeks ago
food this shape wld be rly good to dip into the sauce however
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nothing more Texan then dipping a fucking burger in sauce.
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 3 weeks ago
worse even than that, im english
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I stayed at a place in Austin that had a Texas shaped waffle maker and I can confirm it was perfect for syrup dipping.
ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 3 weeks ago
All the panhandles makes for good sauce-dipping handling
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Sauceman’s!