Jony Ive confirms he’s working with Sam Altman on a secret project

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• homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ah that’s a shame.

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• xenomor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I really cannot fully express how much I have grown to hate all these motherfuckers and their awful work - and I work in Silicon Valley.

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  • rottingleaf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I feel like throwing up even seeing Ive’s “the work behind this turd starts with a carefully engineered thread of digestion, and the smell and texture were carefully selected by thousands of experiments handled personally by our engineers, it’s a miraculous creation, and in its own way it’s unique” face.

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  • Reverendender@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I am thoroughly entrenched in the Apple ecosystem, and I can’t stand those pernicious, socioeconomic vampires.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Jony “It Doesn’t Need To Work, It Just Needs To Look Cool” Ive strikes again.

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Product design Anakin used to make some dope shit before he turned to the dark side.

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I am altering the design. Pray I do not alter it any further.

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    • UniversalMonk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Ahhh, the good ole days

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    • rottingleaf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It seemed cool because everything was beige or white or black and square. “Boring” industrial design (that I liked, but those Apple stuff pictures I liked too, though not as much as chromecore GBA and PS2, remember when everything was chromecore?) and this bubbly-transparent-plastic-luminous thing.

      I don’t think I’d like it really using it though. And it is tasteless, like everything Ive designed.

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    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      God, I love that case design. Eventually, I’m gonna put a modern system in one.

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  • IllNess@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    At least the previous version that uses AA batteries, you can swap them out and keep working. Now people need two mice just to continue working…

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  • ContrarianTrail@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Source on the quote?

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  • helenslunch@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Cool-looking stuff sells, man.

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• b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh, God help us.

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  • Reverendender@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’ll take my chances with Cthulhu. With Baal as my backup.

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• paf0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh yay, another AI Pin or glasses or assistant thing that won’t be worth buying. Yay.

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• randon31415@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Jony Ive? No disassemble?

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  • miseducator@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Came to make a “Jony Ive alive!” joke, but ya beat me to it!

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  • termain@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Underrated

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is it just slightly unsecret enough that giddy investors can throw money at it though??

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• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Whatever it is, I’ll bet it’ll be 3 nanometers thinner than last year’s model!

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  • IllNess@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Less keys, more touch bars.

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    • whatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      One year later…

      Touch bars are old news. We’re replaced them with this amazing new thing called “keys”!

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• SoupBrick@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Can’t wait to see what job they are turning into a gig next.

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• krimson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Deranged people attract one another.

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• chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  probably in a new device or software to control the users even more, to turn them into tech slaves

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• awesomesauce309@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The A.i. Pin s. Now in an all alu minium body

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Midwest.social uses Al oomen umm

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• OutrageousUmpire@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Great, looking forward to chat bots with thermal issues.

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• poo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Gross

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