Ah that’s a shame.
Jony Ive confirms he’s working with Sam Altman on a secret project
Submitted 6 days ago by Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
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homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 days ago
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
Jony “It Doesn’t Need To Work, It Just Needs To Look Cool” Ive strikes again.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 days ago
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
I am altering the design. Pray I do not alter it any further.
UniversalMonk@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Ahhh, the good ole days
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 days ago
God, I love that case design. Eventually, I’m gonna put a modern system in one.
rottingleaf@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It seemed cool because everything was beige or white or black and square. “Boring” industrial design (that I liked, but those Apple stuff pictures I liked too, though not as much as chromecore GBA and PS2, remember when everything was chromecore?) and this bubbly-transparent-plastic-luminous thing.
I don’t think I’d like it really using it though. And it is tasteless, like everything Ive designed.
IllNess@infosec.pub 6 days ago
At least the previous version that uses AA batteries, you can swap them out and keep working. Now people need two mice just to continue working…
ContrarianTrail@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Source on the quote?
helenslunch@feddit.nl 6 days ago
Cool-looking stuff sells, man.
b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
Oh, God help us.
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
I’ll take my chances with Cthulhu. With Baal as my backup.
paf0@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Oh yay, another AI Pin or glasses or assistant thing that won’t be worth buying. Yay.
randon31415@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Jony Ive? No disassemble?
miseducator@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Came to make a “Jony Ive alive!” joke, but ya beat me to it!
termain@programming.dev 6 days ago
Underrated
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Is it just slightly unsecret enough that giddy investors can throw money at it though??
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Whatever it is, I’ll bet it’ll be 3 nanometers thinner than last year’s model!
IllNess@infosec.pub 6 days ago
Less keys, more touch bars.
whatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.world 5 days ago
One year later…
Touch bars are old news. We’re replaced them with this amazing new thing called “keys”!
SoupBrick@yiffit.net 6 days ago
Can’t wait to see what job they are turning into a gig next.
krimson@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Deranged people attract one another.
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
probably in a new device or software to control the users even more, to turn them into tech slaves
awesomesauce309@midwest.social 6 days ago
The A.i. Pin s. Now in an all alu minium body
simplejack@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Midwest.social uses Al oomen umm
OutrageousUmpire@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Great, looking forward to chat bots with thermal issues.
poo@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Gross
xenomor@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I really cannot fully express how much I have grown to hate all these motherfuckers and their awful work - and I work in Silicon Valley.
rottingleaf@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I feel like throwing up even seeing Ive’s “the work behind this turd starts with a carefully engineered thread of digestion, and the smell and texture were carefully selected by thousands of experiments handled personally by our engineers, it’s a miraculous creation, and in its own way it’s unique” face.
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
I am thoroughly entrenched in the Apple ecosystem, and I can’t stand those pernicious, socioeconomic vampires.