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Everybody poops.
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Submitted 2 months ago by GrammarPolice@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
Comments
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nobody but you poops and that’s concentrated evil coming out the back of you.
(Trying to make an early Family Guy reference here, but all I can find on YouTube is Rick and Morty, so maybe I’m misremembering)
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I gotchu fam
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Pretty sure that was a joke about Catholics on family guy
QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Great book.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You think I didn’t already know that? It only just occurred to me the graveness of the situation
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 months ago
improbablypoopingrn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
We poop in front of each other in this house
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What a username to complement this comment!
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
Fellas, does women having normal biological functions make you feel homosexual?
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Making statements like this is really the weird thing. The probability that you only think about them as sex objects flies through the roof. Grow up.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The skill of an internet user to make correlations between two seemingly separate topics is quite something. Bravo friend!
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You are correlating gender to shitting, amigo.
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
Just wait until you are older. Youll get it.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What more is there to get😔
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
OpenStars@discuss.online 2 months ago
It helps to remember that girls are people. This video explains the secrets though (yes it’s the infamous CollegeHumor skit, which apparently needs to make the rounds again:-P).
Pro-Tip: even guys that don’t belch and fart and spit and pick their nose and scratch their balls or pits and stuff literally everywhere they go without holding back can also look just as classy too:-). Also, again even as a guy, consider wearing an undershirt to not show nipples.
It’s not about girl vs. guy, it’s about classy vs. not.
Don’t argue back - just do whatever you want, but you asked the entire Fediverse and I answered.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Haha CollegeHumor. I surprisingly haven’t seen this one; this is too funny.
Tbh, I don’t know why everyone is getting triggered by my simple shower thought. I just made an observation and how i felt about it.
OpenStars@discuss.online 2 months ago
You can see for yourself that slinging accusations at others is only making it worse. In the real world, people have made all kinds of allowances for you (you didn’t have to ask, they’ve done it since birth), but on the internet, nobody can see things like your age, your religion, what part of the world you are from, how sexually (in-)experienced you are, your privilege (wealth, class, etc.) status, and so much more. And here, people can be brutally honest, at least in sharing what they think of you (even if their own belief structures are themselves based on lies). TLDR: people downvote things that they “don’t like”, and upvote things that they “do like”.
Your comment obviously does not match the “vibe” of !ShowerThoughts@lemmy.world… so, you did not predict that, but now you know - thus you are already smarter than you were just an hour before, or at least could be if you take the feedback to heart:-).
If you want more advice: hold fast to whatever principles you believe in - maybe Truth? perhaps Humility? do you perchance enjoy vindictiveness, or do you hate it, especially if it is done to you in reverse? Whatever those are, then there you go: you don’t need me telling you what to do - you already know.
Btw, I hope my words also expose how you were being hypocritical in sharing your original thought. But if it will help I will lay it out more plainly & transparently: girls do something totally normal, but you (arbitrarily?) decide that it is “bad”, so now “Women have been ruined for me” (it’s your thought fine, but how do you think “women” feel after reading that?) - do you not see how that is exactly what others are doing to you right now (having decided that what you did is “bad”, and now slinging insults at you - that part of this exchange you do not seem to enjoy quite as much?). This isn’t even a religious principle, it’s a foundational law of the entire universe - equivalent exchange, or whatever name you want to call it by - if you cannot receive something directed back at you, then perhaps do not dish it out at others in return? It is unkind, and what is more, it is not smart. Perhaps your family never taught you that - maybe they tried, or perhaps they did not know themselves - but now that you have heard this message, it is your choice what to do with it: either pay attention and learn, or reject it and continue to do whatever.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 2 months ago
So many people on the comments of that video saying it fucked them up as a kid 😆
OpenStars@discuss.online 2 months ago
I… HOPE they were joking!? :-P
CoolGirl586@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you stupid?
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Girls don’t poop! youtu.be/oaQ1CdISw8o?feature=shared
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I kinda wanna buy this
EndlessApollo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would’ve upvoted if this were a shitposting sub, but here I can’t tell if you’re serious and you just sound like a 12 year old boy cx
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well i guess you’re in luck then since you can screenshot this and turn it into an actual shitpost
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You know when your tummy is like “go poop NOW” and when you’re done it’s like a giant mount Everest of shit coming out of the water. Do women find pride in that as much as we do?
OpenStars@discuss.online 2 months ago
No… only men are that dumb.
I’m kidding - of course it depends on the person, regardless of gender! :-P
theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Skill issue
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A man, or more likely a child, making statements like this is hella weird. Grow up.
roofuskit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Take solace in the fact that it’s unlikely the idea of you taking a shit could make you less attractive to them.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think that’s kinda normal no? Men already have that impure stereotype following them while women are painted as more angelic
roofuskit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Let me be clear. I’m talking about you as a person.
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
OK boomer.