Scratch that. Let's do an airstrike instead.

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• Zeppo@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  literal shitpost. I don’t really get what the problem is. I don’t obsessively listen to what the people next to me are doing… I try to avoid thinking about that.

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  • proctonaut@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shat next to a deaf guy once. Really made me think about the world.

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    • nothingcorporate@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The person intently listening to what another person is doing on the toilet is calling the person who’s minding their (pun intended) business in what they think is private a psychopath. Nice.

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• Quill7513@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How you even knowing what’s going on in the stall next to you? Focus on your own shit

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s why I don’t wipe 👍

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  • pacmondo@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Born 2 shit forced 2 wipe

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  • mostNONheinous@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I do this, but it’s nothing weird. I just like to say a quick hello to my stall partner to remember the brief moment we shared.

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  • DesolateMood@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you did this to me, I think I would call the police

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How else do you stay in touch with your poop pals?

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• Mr_Blott@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who the fuck is actually taking a shit in a public toilet?!?

  That’s literally a life or death situation, nobody actually does this, do they?

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  • pipe01@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sometimes you don’t have a choice

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I feel very badly for your poor colon.

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    • Mr_Blott@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I shit in the morning. I thenceforth do not have to worry about shitting throughout the whole day.

      I worry about your diet

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  • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When I have to take a shit and there’s a toilet, i shit.

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    • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Purge the bowels, cleanse the soul

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  • Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m with you. It’s a massive faux pas for women to shit in a public bathroom. You only do it when absolutely necessary. Not sure how it goes in the men’s room though. I’m also not saying that it’s healthy, but society be like that sometimes.

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All always “hell yeah brother!” as I’m pushin logs

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• Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  New life goal

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• tabularasa@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Man, sorry, this is me. I can push out an entire shit in like 9 seconds.

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• Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My biggest fear. That’s why I only shit at home or in a room I paid for.

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  • motor_spirit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Free bathrooms are often the most judgemental

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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Better that than screaming as you poop.

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