I will unalive her!

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Can’t wait for the algorithms to ban “unalive” to see what’ll take its place in our corporate newspeak hell scape.

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When will we be using doubleplusgood?

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    • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Unpersonned had a nice ring to it. It’s not too far from how the government sees most people when they kick the bucket.

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    • orochi02@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      life—

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve already seen occasional usage of “Slimed” and it pisses me off every time.

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  • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Maybe the social media corps are actually christian servers!

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The people who drafted Project2025 want to turn everything into a christian server.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And the endless cat and mouse game against the advertisers continues.

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  • Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    After that we should double down on the absurdity and say “I will inanimate you” “Go inanimate yourself” “The victim was inanimated”.

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  • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    our

    キモィ Auᚦ “our”

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    • Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Isn’t it royal “we”?

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Could go with Terry Pratchett’s “inhume”.

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What about “gone to the farm upstate”?

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• lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s okay, you can say “kill” on Lemmy, see?

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  • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Got I hate algospeak with a fucking passion.

    Killed fuck shit asshole bitch suicide gun knife murder assassination.

    PIPEBOMB MAIL ANTHRAX

    IF IM NOT IN A LIST IM NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH

    KILL.THE FUCKING RICH EAT THEIR FLESH!

    Then we can take the neighborhood children to Disneyland and have a good safe time with all the rich pedophiles finally dead.

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    • kamen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.

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    • lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Amen.

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  1000001238

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You can’t fire me, I quit!

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR

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• nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yeah gotta make my hostage experience into content. Can you be advertiser friendly please.

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  • SabinStargem@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think this is how she managed to have a net worth of $12, in this economy.

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