Onlyfans creators will eventually market meat of themselves

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• cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What stuff was you on when you came up with this revelation?

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d just had a cousin burger

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    • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A what

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  • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    but most importantly, did you inject or snore

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    • FunderPants@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Asleep all night, snoring drugs.

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• BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So you kind of miss the obvious long term application in this scenario: buy a totally realistic dildo clone of my penis, buy a clone of my boobs etc. A step beyond meat but the more realistic application of this technology in the sex world.

  I think they’ll be eating their favourite onlyfans creators, just not in the way you’re suggesting.

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  • DarkMetatron@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And how do you keep that from deteriorating and decaying? It would be meat after all and meat has the nasty property to get really bad in very short time without a living body attached to it keeping it fresh.

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    • BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well planned obsolescence is a good thing for the content maker - have to buy it again of you like it. The ultimate DRM?

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    • Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Necrussy

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  • kristof47@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait, would my dildo clone have a foreskin? Would the fake be more real than the real thing?

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yea, I hit that same thought later in another comment.

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• ohlaph@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I feel like that will become illegal pretty quickly.

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Probably, can’t imagine it being good for your health. But there may be a brief, highly profitable window.

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• Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There was that artist back in the early 2000s who made caviar from her own eggs.

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• bastion@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s the only true vegan meat - given with consent.

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• YoFrodo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This kind of concept is in Brandon Cronenbergs’ film Antiviral

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• PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pretty sure it would be considered cannibalism and made illegal

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  • Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Prion City here we GOOOOOOOOO!

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    • DarkMetatron@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Where are the infectious prions coming from if it is lab grown meat? There should be the same risks with any other lab grown meat then, because prions are not something special to only human meat.

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    • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Long as we don’t lab grow brains for food we should be good on that front.

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  • BuckenBerry@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure cannibalism is already legal in the United States. The problem is you can’t legally acquire human meat.

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  • BestBouclettes@jlai.lu ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think cannibalism is illegal in many places, the problem with it is acquiring the meat.

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• ronflex@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The problem is though is who tf would wanna do that (eat it)

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  • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the same people who bought the bath water, I guess

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    • 10_0@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The disconnect with reality is fucking astonishing

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• treadful@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  People into vore are about to feast!

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  • lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Literally! And literally!

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There will no doubt be a line of the wealthiest people selling their soul for a profit.

  I don’t think this is what was implied when we said to “eat the rich”, though.

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …selling their sole for a profit.

    Ah, I see what you did there.

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• Chozo@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I'd eat a Bell Delphine burger. I wouldn't spend my own money on it, but I feel like that'd make for a fun story.

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yea if it was still rare I’m pretty sure people would be fascinated to know what it tasted like. Whole reason I had this thought really.

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• bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Armin Meiwes went vegetarian I just checked.

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He was always very oddly into ethical consumption.

    Very

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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  • ripcord@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Should I be proud/glad I have no clue who that is?

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    • bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Do you answer personal ads? If not you are fine either way.

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• muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why bother just make a brainless clone and put an ai in it. Its not human so it has no rights?

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• hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hate to say it, but you’re probably right. 🤢

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• Nobody@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Zuckerberg will do a video of him smoking some thot’s ass meat. With Sweet Baby Ray’s, of course.

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• BeBa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Unfortunately I think Bella Thorne has stopped doing only fans :,(

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have no idea who she is, I just Googled popular Onlyfans creators because I didn’t want to reference the only one I knew again which was Belle Delphine.

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    • CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I commend your commitment to keeping the bit fresh

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  • Zo0@feddit.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Devastating

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• Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The problem is that the lab-meat probably wouldn’t taste the same as the human-meat. I’m reasonably confident that the (minimum) 18 years of living the OF person would have to do impacts and changes the quality and taste of flesh.

  It’s possible that the lab-meat would taste like the OF person did when they were a baby… but that opens a whole new door of moral and ethical and legal issues.

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe someone who understands science way better than me can answer this, but would it be possible to grow a whole human body using the meat growing process? If so, you could buy a living sex doll of your favourite celebrity.

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  • eatthecake@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What you are talking about is cloning yourself a rape slave. That is horrific.

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    • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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