Describe an episode in the worst possible way

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• danhab99@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mark sold you vr goggles, now an ai can torture you without drawing blood

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• exocrinous@startrek.website ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A dive, a sex dungeon, and a junkyard are important stops on the way to a wedding. Two men both want to make their baby wet.

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  • Stampela@startrek.website ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is really confusing me. Is it one of the new series? I’m not yet up to date on them, otherwise I’m really, really drawing a blank here XD

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    • exocrinous@startrek.website ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a newer episode.

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• Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Zombie. Vulcans.

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• buycurious@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.

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• KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Han Solo comes on board, and seduces half the female crew members.

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• mercano@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Janeway and Paris get it on.

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  • Stampela@startrek.website ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alternatively: Paris is the fastest lover in the universe.

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• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Y’know the worst episode of Stargate? Same writer, same plot, more racist, neon sets.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s the worst episode of Stargate?

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    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Emancipation. Short-haired blonde badass is captured and objectified by a sexist warrior culture, until she kicks someone’s ass to get out of it.

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• ButtBidet@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The incel nerd guy is a victim of a data breach.

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• hendu@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The crew overstays their welcome at a board game night and the host tells them all to go home.

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• optissima@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Westworld prequel

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• CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.

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• garrett@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Riker catches an alien “virus” (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.

  Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker “grew the beard”.

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• DmMacniel@feddit.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A lone Banjo Player likes to have their visitor to take care of their adopted children.

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• jpreston2005@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The movie Ghost, feat. Beverly

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• metostopholes@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Picard joins the Darmok fandom.

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• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kirk out-bluffs a child.

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• Pancito@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Riker bangs an alien.

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  • JackDark@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They said an episode

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then I guess “the holodeck is broken” is out of the question as well.

      Also “guess which cast member knows how to sing?”

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• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Robot LARPs Mayan pantheon.

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• then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Iggy Pop steals the scene.

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• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kirk and the Gorn.

  Davidge and Jerry, Enemy Mine.

  Predator, ugly son of a bitch.

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• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Angry drunk gifts bartender his wife. Forensic accounting leads to a duel where the prize is divorce.

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• T156@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The ship goes too fast

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