It’s not impossible for someone to have heard about assguard, looked it up, and then realized it’s “Asgard”.

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• treadful@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • SatyrSack@lemmy.one ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “We also saved your little grey butts”
    -Jack O’Neill

    SG-1 are the real ass guards.

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  • DarkThoughts@fedia.io ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lucky Thor.

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• MapleEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What, do you have assburgers syndrome?

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• viking@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The most popular VPN in China is called Astrill, and since vpn’s and related discussions are forbidden, we refer to it as Ass Drill in messengers.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Ass guard? What is that, like a cup for your rear?”

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• Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As an Icelander, the pronounciations of the nordic names in Marvel movies crack me up. Especially Bifrost (which they pronounce “bi-frost” instead og 'bif-rost", and Laufey (pronounced very differently, also a decidedly female name).

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image bi frost

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  • zach@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My vikings professor pronounced it “beef roast” which always made me chuckle

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    • Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That is actually a lot closer to the Icelandic one, except the F sounds more like a V and -röst rhymes with bust.

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• sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll assume you were washing your bum when you thought of this. At least your hygiene is good.

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• drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That is why the Marvel character Wiccan got his name changed from Asgardian.

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What are you 9?

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• Illuminostro@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thor is pronounced “Tour” in Norwegian.

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• Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wonder which is a better product: the Assguard or the Anal Bum Cover?

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  • DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I see you have anal bum cover, but I think you’ll find the penis mightier

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  • podperson@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’ll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek.

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