It’s not impossible for someone to have heard about assguard, looked it up, and then realized it’s “Asgard”.
Submitted 1 month ago by snek_boi@lemmy.ml to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 1 month ago
What, do you have assburgers syndrome?
viking@infosec.pub 1 month ago
The most popular VPN in China is called Astrill, and since vpn’s and related discussions are forbidden, we refer to it as Ass Drill in messengers.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 month ago
“Ass guard? What is that, like a cup for your rear?”
Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As an Icelander, the pronounciations of the nordic names in Marvel movies crack me up. Especially Bifrost (which they pronounce “bi-frost” instead og 'bif-rost", and Laufey (pronounced very differently, also a decidedly female name).
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
zach@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
My vikings professor pronounced it “beef roast” which always made me chuckle
Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That is actually a lot closer to the Icelandic one, except the F sounds more like a V and -röst rhymes with bust.
sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 1 month ago
I’ll assume you were washing your bum when you thought of this. At least your hygiene is good.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That is why the Marvel character Wiccan got his name changed from Asgardian.
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What are you 9?
Illuminostro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thor is pronounced “Tour” in Norwegian.
Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wonder which is a better product: the Assguard or the Anal Bum Cover?
DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I see you have anal bum cover, but I think you’ll find the penis mightier
podperson@lemm.ee 1 month ago
You’ll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek.
treadful@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
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SatyrSack@lemmy.one 1 month ago
“We also saved your little grey butts”
-Jack O’Neill
SG-1 are the real ass guards.
DarkThoughts@fedia.io 1 month ago
Lucky Thor.